President Bush Splits Atom

Written by Al Lee Wyer

Thursday, 15 November 2007

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Does it has a Nukulus ?

President Bush took a tour today at the Prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

The Visiting President was shown a Life Sized Replica of an ATOM by the head of the Physics Department Professor Issak Plank.

Mr. Bush seemed inquisitive " I allways wanted to see a ATUM -- does it has a NUKULUS Professor?"

(Professor Plank ) "Straight ahead Mr. President. The Red Ball on the Right is a Proton and the Blue ball on the left is a Neutron"

Prs Bsh : "W.M.D.'s -- And what's that thing flying arround up there?"

Prf Plknk "That's an electron Sir , it helps balance the Nucleus electricity"

Prs Bsh : "Air Support for the NUKULUS!! Get me DICK -- Pronto !!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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