President Barack Obama announced today that he will eliminate former President Bush's Abstinence Only Education program and begin a new "Getting Laid is Cool" program. "We will never eliminate the desire for sex", Obama stated during a news confer...
Young Lady Chantelle of Eastbourne apparently united with a veritable kingdom of 13 year old British boyos. Why else would the line at the Paternity Testing Clinic of Eastbourne reach the 70 miles southeast to London. It seemed as if ever new teenage...
Jill Mathison of Maryland got married, and had a baby 4 months after wedding, she's 74. The husband, George Bates , is actually 83 years old. He had been married earlier, but divorced his now ex-wife when he was 71. Jill and George met at a h...
A hospital in New Jersey says that they are "fed up with all the teenage pregnancies!" Kathy Hamilton , 28, a nurse at the NJ hospital says that "the number of teenage pregnancies we get is ridiculous! It's like looking at 100 Jamie Lynn's a day!"...
What's it all about Alfie? As if all the bad weather wasn't enough, breaking news reveals that a three foot tall thirteen-year-old has sired a baby, who's a full foot taller than her father already! Baby Daisy tipped the scales at a whopping 56lbs...
Hollywood, California - Made deaf, dumb and apparently blind by the ticking away of their biological clocks, women bent on waiting so long for Mr. Right to come along that they let all the sand in their egg timer run out have once again allowed produ...
After still another 60-year-old woman in the Western Canadian city of Calgary had given birth to twins after going to India for fertility treatments, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp reported on its website on Wednesday that the clinic is being investi...
BELLFLOWER, California - Nadya Suleman, the woman who gave birth to octuplets ten days ago is pregnant. It is amazing. It is unbelievable. But it is true. Ms. Suleman says that she took an EPT test and the results show that she is in fact pregnant...
Advances in fertility enhancement have been a benefit and a bane to life according to the warring factions that have appointed themselves the guardians of the proper generation of human life. This week's birth from a human mother of octopuses imp...
Medical doctors throughout the world today are mystified over what has been described as the first pregnancy caused by masturbation. News of the discovery traveled like wildfire and had the town's tongues wagging furiously about the allegation. Th...
In one of the old guard Christian states of the Confederacy, more teens get pregnant than don't. Mississippi has more knocked up adolescents than ssppiiii's. When those northern sociologists learned this, they immigrated to Bilouxi like the Bubonic...
LONDON Oxford Circus - A Turkish woman has become the sixty fith person to get pregnant on London's underground rail network since it opened 1 year ago, the transport authority confirmed twice on Friday. Jolie Mumnaba was traveling with her boyfri...
An Indian woman has given birth to her first child at the age of 70 after receiving IVF treatment, newspapers reported her doctor as saying Monday. Rajo Divi, who married 50 years ago, gave birth to a baby girl on November 28 after in vitro fertil...
Miley Cyrus got the fright of her life when she got her home pregnancy test mixed up with friend Jamie Lynn Spears last month. The confusion arose whilst the two decided to try out some complimentary pregnancy kits Miley had received as part of a...
Is Brenda Song really pregnant? Is that a baby bump? Is Joe Jonas the father? Many question and the answer to two of them is yes…although...to be more accurate...no. I asked Brenda (who lives round the block from me) if she was pregnant and aft...
Stork's Landing, Illinois - It was smiles all around at the Obama house as First Mama, Michelle Obama, announced she is pregnant. The wife of President-elect Barack Obama broke the news at an impromptu press conference earlier today. "Yes, it's tr...
With rumours flying around that Jennifer Aniston is back with John Mayer due to being pregnant - I finally tracked the source. I got the story directly from the horse's mouth - Angelina Jolie. She (Angie) says she cannot lie any longer. So I'll d...
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