In one of the old guard Christian states of the Confederacy, more teens get pregnant than don't. Mississippi has more knocked up adolescents than ssppiiii's. When those northern sociologists learned this, they immigrated to Bilouxi like the Bubonic Plague.
The subsequent studies have shown some interesting results concerning Southern Gulf Coast protocol and manners:
1) Daddy is often a very affectionate fella whose love for his daughters, nieces and nephews often endures long past ordinary bedtimes.
2) Abstinence pledges are taken in most churches but broken in most Ford and Chevy pickups
3) Condoms are less available in Mississippi than moonshine
4) Moonshine is the leading sexsual lubricant in the Magnolia State
5) Mississippians have to drive to California for abortions, condoms and morning after pills
