Hundreds of British Teenie Humpers Line Up for Paternity Testing

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

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British boys and girls line up for paternity testing

Young Lady Chantelle of Eastbourne apparently united with a veritable kingdom of 13 year old British boyos. Why else would the line at the Paternity Testing Clinic of Eastbourne reach the 70 miles southeast to London. It seemed as if ever new teenager from new Castle to New York beklieved that it was the sacred sperm from their John Thomas that fertilized the 15 year old fair lady.

Nigel Kneewarmers, 13, of Knickers by the Thames said that he was certain that he was the dad since Lady C told him that he was her one and only. Next in queue Adelbert Earley Ejaclate, also 13, disputed young Nigel's claim:

"I know that I am the pater of Lady Chantelle's child since she screamed at the moment of climax, 'you never stay long enough my one and only!'"

In an interview with The Daily Whoreson, Lady C told the rag that each and ever one and only of her lovers were 13 and all by themselves. "Of course I called them my one and only ...I don't do orgies...Do you think I'm some kind of slut!?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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