Written by Colliejm

Monday, 16 February 2009

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A teenager gets an ultrasound done for her baby

A hospital in New Jersey says that they are "fed up with all the teenage pregnancies!"

Kathy Hamilton , 28, a nurse at the NJ hospital says that "the number of teenage pregnancies we get is ridiculous! It's like looking at 100 Jamie Lynn's a day!"

TheSpoof.com reporters went to investigate. They found 17 year old Samantha Cross, pregnant with her 1st baby.

"I'm a little bit nervous, yes. I am young , I know. But, I'm just gonna have to deal with it." says Samantha.

"The hospital is going to start putting out warnings for the matter." says another nurse , Casey Brown.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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