It as been reported, that Tiger Woods was recently hospitalized and released with a broken penis, in a attempt to make up for all that sex he has missed during the big, "to do" with his, now ex wife. Tiger has been burning the candle at both ends sin...
A man from Berkshire, England has today sensationally pole vaulted his way into the record books following an accidental overdose on Viagra. Mr James Callister, 28, said "It all started as a bit of a joke really. My girlfriend had been complainin...
The five-page website of the man with the world's smallest penis is not only back to #1, it now gets more clicks per day that Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson put together! Andy "Handy" Doodler says that people are naturally cu...
What was displayed at Harrold's Casino in Atlantic City as the penis of Adolf Hitler has been found to be a fraud, according to the scientists that studied it for one day. "We thought it would take us some time to get Hitler's DNA and prove that t...
Men who have gotten their wish after ordering products and appliances to build huge penises are now having trouble with them the other 22 hours a day, which they hadn't considered before. "I know it's too late now but I wish I had my old penis bac...
Falls Township, PA (BNSE): Court documents released today revealed starting accusations from a Philadelphia area stock broker's lawsuit against a nationally known erectile dysfunction clinic for their alleged amputation of both the plaintiff's legs...
Skoob Entertainment News takes no pleasure whatsoever in announcing that a low budget horror movie, occasionally screened on late night satellite movie channels, entitled: "One Eyed Monster" has achieved cult status in Europe. And that's official -...
Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis says that not only does he have the smallest penis, its not working right. "I accepted Arlene Francis as my wife after seeing all those marriage requests in the mail and we got married...
Fears among industry insiders that Channel 5 would be dumbed down to greater depths than ever before, following its recent purchase by media tycoon Ricardo Dismal were reinforced today by the announcement that the man with the world's largest penis a...
London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't really a penis at all,...
Hugh Jawilly is a height-challenged 18-year old male who knew in his heart of hearts that he was never going to grow any bigger. At 4'3", Hugh is now fully grown according to his physicians. But he never gave up hope that someday he'd find a treatmen...
Lawrence Taylor, the New York Giants' Hall Of Fame Linebacker who famously severed Joe Theismann's leg during a Monday night game, has been indicted on rape charges stemming from some Tween girl he entered got a few weeks ago. And it was Lawrence...
Both Britney Spears and Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis, were recently on the Ellen Show and, from the news from Hollywood report this morning, Britney is wishing she hadn't been there. "I should have stayed home. Ma...
Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis, was really celebrating at Curley's Bar Saturday night in Knoxville, Tennessee. "Drinks are on the house, ladies and gents, I'm celebrating!" "You mean you're celebrating having th...
Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis has received over 10,000 marriage proposals after several websites and tabloids did a story on him. Doodler, from Santa Fe, New Mexico, had stated in the article that he had been practi...
The penis of unsuccessful porn actor and successful murderer Stephen Hill ended its life today, carrying Hill along with it. The Love Truncheon's last moments were caught on tape by stunned news crews, who told us what they saw: "It looked like...
We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...
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