Lawrence Taylor's Penis Commits to Turning State's Evidence in Exchange for Immunity in LT's Rape Trial.

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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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It kinda looks like one, if you put some hair on it and turned your head to one side.

Lawrence Taylor, the New York Giants' Hall Of Fame Linebacker who famously severed Joe Theismann's leg during a Monday night game, has been indicted on rape charges stemming from some Tween girl he entered got a few weeks ago.

And it was Lawrence Taylor's own tallywhacker who gave the damning evidence against him.

The penis told that Grand Jury that LT paid an underaged prostitute the girl $300 to have sex. His cock deines LT's claim that he only masturbated while staring at a naked child in his NYC hotel room

L.T.'s one eyed custard gun will speak about the case on Anderson Cooper 360 this evening.

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