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Funny story: Sex shame doctor hailed as a saint

Sex shame doctor hailed as a saint

A doctor who wrote ‘passion prescriptions' for sex has been struck off by the British Medical Council.

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Funny story: Humane Treatment for Hitler's Offspring?

Humane Treatment for Hitler's Offspring?

Hitler's putative offspring liked to talk about destroying anencephalic infants. They claimed that beings like the anencephalic are useless. They believed that such infants should be allowed to die, unlike the medical society in this country which believes in providing warmth and ventilation until such infants expire naturally. Sure, the young Hitler’s had the influence of Herr Fuh...

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Funny story: Debeers Ad - A Subliminal Medical Message; Pfizer R & D Actively Seeking Cure! Congratulations DeBe

Debeers Ad - A Subliminal Medical Message; Pfizer R & D Actively Seeking Cure! Congratulations DeBe

Clearly, a Nurse or some other medical personnel invaded the Advertising Council and wrote that Ad. What a success!...

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Funny story: Study says doctors don't tell patients all they know about conditions, blame insurance coverage

Study says doctors don't tell patients all they know about conditions, blame insurance coverage

BELLPATTON, Iowa -- A study recently showed that "nearly one in three doctors reports withholding information from patients about useful medical services that aren't covered by their health insurance companies, and the number may be on the rise."

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Funny story: Bush Takes Spill While Biking, Gum Blamed

Bush Takes Spill While Biking, Gum Blamed

Crawford, TX - President Bush took a nasty spill while biking on his ranch in Crawford, TX on Saturday. The President was shaken but needed no medical attention as all of the wounds were superficial. Bush himself blamed the rocky terrain but unidenti...

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Funny story: Laughter the worst medicine: doctors

Laughter the worst medicine: doctors

Laughter is the worst medicine, doctors in a top international medical research center in London have revealed.

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Funny story: Drugs company responds to teenagers getting high of flu medicine

Drugs company responds to teenagers getting high of flu medicine

Slaxo Sithkline has announced changes to the labelling on bottles of flu medicine after an American Medical Association survey showed that young people use certain products to get high. In a statement to The Spoof a spokesperson for Slaxo Sithkli...

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Funny story: Medical Breakthrough: Breathing Causes Cancer

Medical Breakthrough: Breathing Causes Cancer

Stockholm, Sweden --- Swedish researchers have just discovered that breathing can cause cancer. This brings the list of things that cause cancer up to 1,234,567.

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Funny story: Financially strapped Howard Dean to pay campaign workers with free medical treatment

Financially strapped Howard Dean to pay campaign workers with free medical treatment

Thanks to stinging losses in Iowa and New Hampshire, the presidential campaign of Howard Dean has become strapped for cash.

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Funny story: Hospital Puts its Foot in It

Hospital Puts its Foot in It

Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina: The dismembered foot of a dead teenager was accidentally sent home to his mother after it was inadvertently mixed in with his clothing. Halifax Medical Center attributed the misstep to an overcrowded refrigerator.

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Funny story: Court OK's Pot for Pain

Court OK's Pot for Pain

With the courts bench piled high with Dorito's Nacho Corn Chips, M&M's, empty ice cream dishes and Pepsi cans, the U.S. 9th District Court of Appeals upheld the use of medical marijuana in spite of a 1970 Federal law that prohibits the use of all pot...

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Funny story: Woman hospitalised after pubic lice removal attempt

Woman hospitalised after pubic lice removal attempt

A woman, yet to be named, is in hospital with second degree burns to her groin after attempting to rid herself from an infestation of Pthirus pubis (Pubic lice, or Crabs). The woman is believed to have used a whole can of foaming insect killer to...

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