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Funny story: Scott Peterson's Relatives Back In Front Row

Scott Peterson's Relatives Back In Front Row

Judge Alfred Delucci reconsidered sending the parents of Scott and Laci Peterson to the back of the court following his unhappiness with their behaviour. This may however be a temporary reprieve if the events of last week continue.

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Funny story: Courtroom Sketch Artist Fired, Inaccuracies Cited

Courtroom Sketch Artist Fired, Inaccuracies Cited

Erie, PA - Western Pennsylvania Federal Court sketch artist Robert Simmons was fired this week because of a "distinct lack of accuracy" in his renderings of the Court's daily proceedings. The Sketch Artist's Union planned to file an appeal on...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Sentenced to Sixty Five Years

Martha Stewart Sentenced to Sixty Five Years

Martha Stewart has been sentenced to sixty five years in a Federal Maximum Security Prison for violent felons. The term, which far surpasses the court mandated minimum sentencing guidelines was imposed by United States District Judge Miriam Cedarbaum...

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Funny story: Israeli Wall Must Come Down

Israeli Wall Must Come Down

The World Court yesterday held that the Israeli wall is a political rather than security matter. A spokesmen for the court confirmed that as result of the Israeli's building without town planning consent, the wall had to come down.

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Funny story: Van Halen Sues John Kerry

Van Halen Sues John Kerry

Los Angeles, CA (AP) - Lawyers of the hard rock band Van Halen have filed a suit in federal court to block the use of the song "Right Now" in John Kerry's political campaign.

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Funny story: Animal Rights Campaigner Succeeds & Given Rights As An Animal

Animal Rights Campaigner Succeeds & Given Rights As An Animal

BIRMINGHAM, UK -- Today was the day animal rights activists worldwide celebrated after a triumphant landmark case in Birmingham Crown Court. Steven Aldwin (34) succeeded in winning an historical judgement as an animal rights activist, and was granted...

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Guilty

Saddam Hussein Guilty

Thursday brought the welcome return of Saddam Hussein to our television screens. The former Iraqi strongman had his first taste of court, while the ground rules for the trial were being set.

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Funny story: Justice Scalia Says the US is Ducked

Justice Scalia Says the US is Ducked

"If it is reasonable to think that a Supreme Court Justice can be bought so cheap, the Nation is in deeper trouble than I had imagined," Supreme Court Justice Scalia said today, referring to the recent court ruling that did not require Scal...

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Funny story: Joel Sues Clinton Over "My Life" Memoirs Title

Joel Sues Clinton Over "My Life" Memoirs Title

Attorneys representing singer Billy Joel have filed suit in federal court claiming that the title of former President Bill Clinton memoirs, "My Life" is taken directly from Joel's 1978 hit song, "My Life".

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Funny story: Hand Me My Pledge

Hand Me My Pledge

The American Supreme Court, technically an independent body, moved swiftly to sidestep the "Pledge of Allegiance" issue.

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Funny story: Fathers 4 Justice Furious They Missed Prescott

Fathers 4 Justice Furious They Missed Prescott

The now infamous flour protestors have apologised at a Press Conference before their court appearances.

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Funny story: Gen. Schoomaker Stabs Own Eyes Out

Gen. Schoomaker Stabs Own Eyes Out

It had seemed like a normal day of continuing testimony about the Iraqi prisoner abuse photos for General Richard B. Myers and the others attending the court. As various lawmakers questioned the General, the nearby General Peter J. Schoomaker suddenl...

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Funny story: Bank Robber pardoned with "Subway Clause" loophole

Bank Robber pardoned with "Subway Clause" loophole

IRVING, TX -- Local accountant, Dennis Harding, was released from Lou Sterritt County Correctional Facility on Tuesday after lengthy court proceedings.

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Funny story: Genocide case against UK puts spotlight on Kosovo lesbians

Genocide case against UK puts spotlight on Kosovo lesbians

The World Court has begun hearings to decide if it has jurisdiction in a case against Nato for the 1999 bombing of Yugoslavia during the Kosovo crisis, which began after Yugoslavia refused an ultimatum entailing NATO's occupation of its entire te...

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Funny story: Here Come The Judge

Here Come The Judge

April9,2004 United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's security detail spent a productive day yesterday erasing reporters tape recor...

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Funny story: Bobby Brown Released.....again

Bobby Brown Released.....again

DEDHAM, Mass. - Singer Bobby Brown was released from the county jail Thursday after spending a night behind bars for failing to pay $63,500 in child support. Brown was released after the Norfolk Probate and Family Court received the money. Bobby comm...

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Funny story: Courtney Love Fires Herself in Courtroom Drama

Courtney Love Fires Herself in Courtroom Drama

Beverly Hills, CA - Singer and actress (?!) Courtney Love, who recently completed an on-line law degree, decided to represent herself in court this week and promptly fired herself.

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