London/ Icelandic Times - Admitting defeat, financial guru Bernie Madoff officially threw in the towel and turned over the reigns to his official title of "Mister Green the Money Machine" to Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al "Tubby" Gore and his boutique...
With Adams, Whittard, Woolworths, Zavvi and MFI all having filed for administration in recent weeks, financial analysts are predicting many more well-known names could go to the wall in coming months as the amount of money being spent in Britain's r...
Last week, the "Hokey Cokey" was targeted by the Catholic Church in Scotland as a 'faith hate' song - but now another rhyme widely taught to children in the English-speaking world has come under fire from a Church leader. Cardinal Keith O'Brie...
The Church Of England, one of the most liberal-progressive religious institutions in the world has finally had enough. 'We've been lobbied to give our blessing to these so called 'fetish vicars' but we find this unacceptable,' said the Archbishop...
Aleppo - (X-Files Mess): The bizarre saga of the vanishing Russian church that suddenly materialised near the Pentagon's Area 51 alien base in Roswell, Nevada, took a sinister new twist today. Reports from Syria allege that the preserved remains o...
Moscow - (X-Files Mess): Kremlin officials are gobsmacked after an 18th century brick-built two storey church 'suddenly vanished' from Bloodyvostock's Ivanovo-Voskresenskaya diocese before materialising thousands of miles away in the USA near the not...
The Church of England scientific home investigations team can reveal gays are made of cheese. S.H.I.T. Has spent over 300 years investigating homosexuality and invested over 600 sugar lumps of God's money to prove that homosexuals are made of ch...
London - (Bare Ass mess): Peter Mullen, the vicar who wants gay men to carry sodomy warning tattoos on their arses has an unusual internal rectal birthmark according to internet sources. Mullen, 69, recently had a high tech examination at a leadin...
Not content with targeting gay people (sometimes called lesbians or homosexuals) the Church of England is now targeting thespians throughout the country. Archbishop Richard Head - Dick to his friends - of Telford has condemned thespians throughout...
London UK: At the eleventh hour for the Anglican church, a new hero has been found for the Liberals who has single handedly halted the potential disaster of all out schism. Religious scholar and theologian The very Reverend Clarence Minceright has...
The rural town of Ahsbourne is well known for its closely-knit community, its efficient farm produce, and most of all - its loyal church goers. Every sacred Sunday, congregations gather within St. John's Church to indulge the cherished preachings...
Sunday is a day of rest and in one rural Lancashire community it was anything but. Regulars went to church where the local choir took part to add some character to the occasion and everything went well at the start up to the third hymn. The choir...
An American priest has outraged his parish by taking them for fools after it was revealed that he had an alternate motive for wanting everyone to close their eyes when r. Smoking Jones, a New-Yorker priest, admits to using the time when everyone i...
A group of Sunday School teachers representing Methodist, Baptist, Mormon, and independent churches in Mobile, Alabama have sued in state court for weekends off. The protest was also accompanied by picketing outside of the respective churches. Su...
Every ten years the eminences who lead the dioceses of the Church of England and its Anglican outposts around the globe gather to celebrate the strong communion of a church that has always maintained unity in diversity.
Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.
Religious elders have caused an uproar by criticising rugby player Gavin Henson for having had an orgasm inside Church.
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