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Funny story: 9 out of 10 Pilots Thought Heathrow Terminal 5 Was a Myth

9 out of 10 Pilots Thought Heathrow Terminal 5 Was a Myth

It has been revealed today that 9 out of 10 pilots landing in the U.K were unaware that Heathrow's Terminal 5 actually existed.

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Funny story: Heathrow Terminal 5 Chaos Is Over Says Manager

Heathrow Terminal 5 Chaos Is Over Says Manager

In a revealing interview today the manager of Heathrow Airports new Terminal Five building has revealed how he calmed down and sorted out this weekends chaos.

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Funny story: Friends Renuited Launch New Website - "Bastards Reunited"

Friends Renuited Launch New Website - "Bastards Reunited"

Following the phenomenal success of popular website "Friends Reunited", which puts old schoolfriends back in touch, the creators have launched a new website called "Bastards Reunited".

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Funny story: We Know What You Did Last Summer - BT Admits Phorm Lies

We Know What You Did Last Summer - BT Admits Phorm Lies

Top telecoms provider Bangalore Telecom (BT) , India, has admitted after pressure from customers that it secretly used its customers data to test Phorm's data-pimping (see target-marketing under "buzzwords",source; BT sales management m...

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Funny story: Basil Brush Apologises In BBC Race Row

Basil Brush Apologises In BBC Race Row

Popular TV presenter Basil Brush was today embroiled in a sordid racism row which threatens to damage the reputation of the BBC establishment.

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Funny story: Government To Reclassify U.K Broadband Services

Government To Reclassify U.K Broadband Services

The government has today revealed plans to reclassify Broadband services within the U.K to a more recognisable structure that will be more easily understood by the U.K consumer.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Seeks New Best Friend Competition

Paris Hilton Seeks New Best Friend Competition

Pointless airhead socialite Paris Hilton has today announced that she is seeking a new best friend, of the non-canine variety, who she can trust, swap clothes and tell girly secrets to.

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Funny story: Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

Manhunt 2 - UK Release With Over 55 Rating Only

The hugely popular Manhunt 2 game is set to be released in the U.K over the next couple of weeks after gaining a special ruling from The Video Appeals Committee (VAC)that the game will only be sold to the over 55 years or above age group.

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Funny story: Massive Storms Hit U.K- Huge Loss of Life and Property

Massive Storms Hit U.K- Huge Loss of Life and Property

A massive storm front swept across Britain last night causing a deluge of rain as 100 mile per hour winds ripped across cities the length and breadth of the country. Floods swept away up to 60 people in Wales alone, where the epicentre of the storm w...

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Funny story: Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

Harris Hawks Released in London Stations to Slaughter Pigeons

A new spectator sport has emerged in the capital today as dozens of hardened Harris Hawks were released to commit carnage in train stations all over London.

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Funny story: Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Soldiers Strip Off in Norway Bar and Receive Complaints

Shocked Ministry of Defence officials were today left reeling after several British Commando's went completely commando in a bar and patrons actually complained.

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Funny story: Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

The famous North-South divide in the U.K is about to get bigger as experts predict that the our little Island is being ripped in half by forces beyond our control.

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Funny story: Sat Nav Leads Unsuspecting Driver To Brigadoon

Sat Nav Leads Unsuspecting Driver To Brigadoon

A popular Sat Nav system has inadvertently led a provisional driver from Leeds to the mythical Scottish town of Brigadoon. The driver, who does not wish to be named, passed his test just 2 weeks ago and received the "Tom-Dick-Harry" Satelli...

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Funny story: Diana Dumped Dodi Over Mental Muslim Father Fears

Diana Dumped Dodi Over Mental Muslim Father Fears

It has emerged during the inquest into the death of Her Ladyship Princess Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed that Diana, Passionate Princess of the People, was about to dump millionaire, Dodi, over fears about his father's impending insanity.

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Funny story: Bridgend Suicide Link Found

Bridgend Suicide Link Found

The tragic glut of suicides sweeping across the little Welsh hamlet of Bridgend doesn't seem to be slowing down, with another teenage suicide today. A journalist is so concerned that he has put up a £5,000 reward for any information revealing a l...

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Funny story: Egg Card Loses Dolphin as Fidel Castro Steps Down

Egg Card Loses Dolphin as Fidel Castro Steps Down

Egg card has today announced it has lost its charismatic figurehead, Raul the dolphin, in the wake of 81 year old Communist Leader Fidel Castro's resignation.

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Changes Name To 'Troubled' For Brit Awards

Amy Winehouse Changes Name To 'Troubled' For Brit Awards

Troubled songstress Amy Winehouse has today changed her name by deed poll to 'Troubled' in an attempt to help the press define her current troubled circumstances.

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