Egg card has today announced it has lost its charismatic figurehead, Raul the dolphin, in the wake of 81 year old Communist Leader Fidel Castro's resignation.
The dolphin spectacularly quit his lucrative Egg contract, where he is signed up to jump through a suspended hoop twice a month to attract new customers to Egg Card, while squeaking eh-eh-eh and splashing his tail wildly. Egg has recently sacked all its good payers in a move to push up revenue, a policy which Egg claim came directly from communist dolphin, Raul.
As well as splashing around Raul has also been busy working in Fidel castro's place over in Cuba and the National Assembly or legislature is expected to nominate him as the country's official new president.
The dolphin today gave his first heavily-guarded press conference from a tank in Cuba, saying, "From performing dolphin to Cuban president, not bad huh, for a fish they said would never get through his first hoop."
Raul today instructed that all Egg Card adverts should be changed from his previous catchphrase, "Cue Raul" to "Cuban Raul" in honour of his new status.
