Vincent Tabak has been caught using a mobile phone which was tossed over a prison fence to him by girlfriend Tanja Morson. The Dutchman could face loss of visitation and canteen privileges. A prison insider said that Vincent was caught updating h...
Attention seeking Alex Reid was red faced at the Brits after being caught out by a public fart lighting display. The muscly he-man was renowned for his flatulence in the bedroom which is one of the reasons for his break-up with Jordan. She s...
Silvio Berlusconi was unrepentent about his trial over having 'Bunga Bunga parties' and having sex with under-age young girls. The Italian prime-minister said he was merely admiring the 'female form' like men had always done since time began. H...
David Cameron has tried to urge surly teenagers to volunteer for national service. In a passionate pleas he has said "I want every youngster to discover their true potential and not end up as a "Neet" or an "Asbo" they are worth much more than that"...
Alex Reid was turned away from a party which was being held for celebrities after the Baftas. Bouncers refused to admit him into the party despite his protestations. He was unable to produce a "golden ticket" and so was not allowed entry into the...
In a shock move the children of glamour model Jordan have been seized in a dawn swoop by social services. Jordan, otherwise known as Katie Price, is said to be devastated by what has happened. She is shocked that former husband Peter Andre has 'g...
Anne Robinson waded into the ageism and sexism row at the BBC. The sexy cougar was back to her dominatrix best and has revealed that she and co-presenter Alastair Campbell were an item. Anne and Alastair have been presenting a new television progra...
Adrian Chiles is to defect to American Television after being offered the plum presenting job by Simon Cowell. Since 'Daybreak's' falling ratings Chiles is said to have described the breakfast programme as 'c**p' and has asked his agent to get him...
A fur clad Jordan was on the prowl last night on a six hour bender. Jordan was wearing a rabbit-skin black poncho and sheer leopard skin tights, and a furry Russian cossak style hat. Worried friends say that Jordan is facing meltdown after finall...
Glamour girl Katie Price, formally known as Jordan, has been out showing her wild side. She has gone out draped in a black acrylic jacket and tight leopard skin leggings. Katie Price resembles Jane Fonda in 1000 years BC; she is glamourous and sexy and she looks as if she is looking for a handsome hunk of a caveman to come and carry her off to his cave. Katie has been celebrating her divorc...
Samantha Morson said that her boyfriend Vincent Tabak is "perfectly normal" and is said to be devastated over his arrest for the murder of landscape architect Jo Yeates. Glamourous Sam is to take part in a documentary later in the year to describe...
David Cameron said he felt sick at the thought of prisoners being granted the right to vote. Angry Cameron hit out at Euro politicians in Brussels. The Prime Minister is determined to stand up for our British rights. He said the right to vote...
Burly Prezza is angry that he has been the victim of phone hacking by the News of The World. Strong man Prezza is set to have a Western style showdown with News International. Angry Prezza was humiliated when pictures of him fondling diary secreta...
"Prickteaser" Sally Bercow played the little woman at the weekend when she took her family to the Grimaldi Memorial service. After a week of being in the limelight and playing the "femme fatale" in a sexy, provocative photoshoot the wannabe posed...
A British woman has died after having a silicone injection in the bottom in a hotel in Philidelphia. Police are not sure of the person responsible for doing the procedure is licensed or unlicensed. Liquid silicone injections to enhance the breasts or the buttocks is illegal in the USA. Clients can be charged up to a $1,000 for this procedure and are warned if there are side-effects not...
Actress Halle Berry is a believer in the controversial 'one drop' racial segregation theory. This belief is that any one with 'one drop' of black blood in them is black. "I feel like she's black. I'm black and I'm her mother and I believe in the...
Frankenstein monster lookalike Alex Reid is starting to morph into an ugly green monster. The muscular dummy is starting to lose all touch with reality and instead is still in lust with Jordan. Poor duped Alex is transforming into the Incredibl...
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