HOLLYWOOD - Actor Jon Cryer, former cast member on television's number one situation comedy Two and A Half Men, until Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen messed up that little 'gold mine' of a show all to hell, will be stepping into the director's chair.
The following is a special editorial by Verle Bunsen, Jr., an aluminum de-burring inspector at the Vectron factory in Elyria, Ohio. How come no one wants to hear my bitter rants? This Charlie Sheen guy, every time he opens his mouth a crazy rambling rant comes out, and they run it on the news every time. His clips get up to ten million hits on You Tube. Audiences are lining up to see his Torp...
Flat Stanley, adored by school children and teachers alike, left the Betty Ford clinic last month after entering around Christmas of 2010. When he entered rehab, he was sullen and pale. Not to mention high as a kite and cussing out the nurses. After a month long bender of crack and tequila, friends checked him into rehab. He looks like his perky old self now, and I was able to sit down with hi...
Insiders have confirmed that Libyan Strongman Muamar Ghaddafi is in negotiations to join Charlie Sheen on tour. "My torpedo of truth: Failure is not an option" will become "Twin torpedoes of truth: Failure is not an option" if the two mega super hero...
Charlie Sheen has decided to take at least a week off from touring to spend some time in Newby Village on the Isle of Wight. He's read a lot about the Isle of Wight and the villagers who make it their home and is keen to get away from the Rat Race...
Charlie Sheen opened his "I'm out of a job and need a gig" comedy tour in Detroit to an unexpected but resounding set of audience initiated "Boos". Though Sheen offered a few carefully chosen four letter words about the city and his audience the foll...
CALCUTTA, India - One of Bollywood's most popular actresses Aishwarya Rai was visiting Calcutta with her husband Abishek Bachchan. The two had traveled to Calcutta to participate in The Annual Royal Calcutta Turf Club Auction Sale which benefits t...
During one of his his more 'lucid' moments this week he is reported to have said, "That Pope guy, yeah I really wanna meet with him and get to know what makes him tick. Seems he could teach me a thing or two or even three. I know I act as if I know everything already but I do think, because he is much older than I am he will have a few new things to pass on to me in order to improve my 'act...
LOS ANGELES - At a sold-out show in LA, a drugged up man, dishevelled, ranting and raving, turned up on the stage before Charlie Sheen did. "I know comedy touring is the new rock band," said one punter, "but having a shitty support act isn't going...
The producers of the Broadway show "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark" have found an interesting way of 'fixing' the show before it's oft-delayed Broadway opening by combining it with Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour. "For the first time...
Quick to seize on the actor's recent notoriety Hollywood moguls have selected Charlie Sheen to play the emperor Caligula (12-41AD) in an action packed blockbuster that is promised will rival Burton and Taylor's Anthony and Cleopatra of 1963. Cali...
After getting the sack from his fab sit-com, "One man, a half brother and his shaggy dog" Charlie Sheen decided to torture the world once more by going out on a one-man live show. (He left his deranged babes at home) The shows were an immediate se...
DETROIT - Charlie Sheen, the man with no show, no real friends, and really no clue opened up the first stop of his Charlie Sheen's My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour before a sell out crowd of 4,300, 4,289 who were...
GREEN BAY - The World Champion Green Bay Packers, winners of Super Bowl XLV, have been in contact with Charlie "Sir Warlord" Sheen in regards to use of his patented one-word saying "Winning." The Packers front office has stated that they would lik...
Hugh Laurie has played Charlie Parker in an episode of "Two and a Half Men". He tells a police officer that his niece won't be 'caught' shop-lifting again and that she is his favourite tax "write-off". Sheen has made an 'epic' deal and has organi...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, aka "The Man Without A Show" has just agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of the very popular TV series The Vampire Diaries. The shows producer Manolo Middlezuck confirmed that he met with Sheen at a Tacos, Tacos,...
The Oxford English Dictionary has announced a new raft of words that have become acceptable for use in every day speech. Demonstrating his ability to use words himself, dictionary editor Professor Pip Datpost said he was "excited, ecstatic, deligh...
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