Female tennis starlet Michelle Lopez De Lopez Fernandez Lopez has caused a major stir in the tennis world due to the noises she makes during each game. The Portugese teenager grunts very loudly during each point and some opponents and spectators have...
The meteorological phenomenon that is Wimbledon starts today. It's June, midsummer, but it makes no difference because it's Wimbledon fortnight so it's bound to piss with rain for two weeks, to the delight of Michael Fish and everybody at the Met Off...
There was real controversy in SW19 this morning, as a woman who was waiting in the queue to get in to the 2009 Wimbledon Tennis Championships was rushed to hospital after eating, what has been described by medical staff as, "an enormous quantity of s...
As the 2009 Wimbledon tennis championships finally get under way this afternoon, there was real drama in SW19 this morning, as the queue of people waiting to get in to see the opening match grew and grew and grew - and eventually stretched all the wa...
British singing icon Sir Cliff Richard has been told that, despite the success of his well-meaning antics during the rain-soaked Wimbledon tennis championships of 1996, when stunned spectators joined in with weird renditions of his old hits, the boyi...
Heartened by recent Euro 2008 and Wimbledon triumphs Spain has set its sights on conquering England as its next prize.
Rafael Nadal halted Roger Federer's Wimbledon winning streak at five and became the first Spaniard to win tennis' most coveted trophy since 1966. Yesterday's final was the longest championship in the history of the tournament lasted 4 hou...
The longest Wimbledon final in history was marred twice Sunday by a shameless public drinking display by Prince Philip.
During the recent Andy Murray/Rafael Nadal match, all the BBC's English tennis commentators suddenly became British for one day.
Tennis player Andy Murray is to retire from tennis to take up pingpong.
There was disappointment on Centre Court tonight, as the Andy Murray Crowd failed to live up to its previous high standards, underperforming to such an extent, that Murray was buried by number 2 seed Rafael Nadal.
The Andy Murray Crowd, that rowdy collection of cheering, sneering, leering and jeering middle-class reprobates, have bought-up all 15,000 tickets for the Scot's Quarter Final showdown with Rafael Nadal
Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): Expect a Six-Love, Six-One, Six-Love thrashing of up-and-coming pointless Tim Henman replica Andy Murray by world No 2 seed Rafael Nadal on center court in Wimbledon tomorrow.
Wimbledon - (Balls Up Mess): "Strewth, everybody knows that weedy, gormless, desperate, red-haired little git is Gorgon Brown's bastard, that's why!"...
The International Tennis Federation and Wimbledon organisers are looking into accusations of cheating in the Andy Murray v. Richard Gasquet match on Centre Court this afternoon.
Wimbledon - (Grand Slam/Thank You Ma'am Mess): Wimbledon slagging-off fortnight has kicked off with a ballsy attack on the monstrosity of women players by a spokesman for the Association of Male Tennis Wannabes.
Wimbledon got another shock to its system today, when Maria Sharapova, the number 3 seed, crashed out to world number 154 Alla Kudryavtseva, but the biggest shock was saved for the very last point of the game, when S...
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