Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Woman Eats Too Many Strawberries

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 22 June 2009

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Better with a Mars Bar stuck in it!

There was real controversy in SW19 this morning, as a woman who was waiting in the queue to get in to the 2009 Wimbledon Tennis Championships was rushed to hospital after eating, what has been described by medical staff as, "an enormous quantity of strawberries".

Angela Jung, not really a tennis enthusiast, but just along for the grub, was at the tournament for the first time and was said by the paramedics who attended the scene, to have eaten the equivalent of her own body weight in the sweet and tasty summery treats.

Jung had also consumed "at least 10 litres" of fresh cream - not poured on the fruit, but drunk straight from the plastic container - resulting in several large creamy smears all over her face and clothes.

A liberal sprinkling of sugar was also found in her hair.

Doctors at the hospital where she was taken say that there is a better-than-average chance of her pulling through.

Unfortunately.

The above story is purely fictitious, and any connections or similarities with any person living or dead are PURELY COINCIDENTAL. (laughs)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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