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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

Bernie Madoff Mad at Favorite Prison Recreation, Stupid Washington

After our reporters went to interview a couple of guys whose DNA proved them to be innocent of a sex crime after spending 12 years in jail, they were told that Bernie Madoff, the guy who stole millions off trusting clients, wanted to see them. "Bernie looked a lot older but he had fire in his eyes." He greeted us and then went right into a rant that while he, Bernie Madoff, was spending hard...

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Funny story: Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

Sing Sing Prison Confiscates Over 3,000 Illegal Cell Phones During Surprise Inspection

OSSINING, New York - Officials at Sing Sing Prison have just informed the media of the results of a surprise inspection. A correction facility spokesperson who would only give her initials, V.Y. said that a group of 43 Sing Sing prison guards sear...

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Funny story: Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

In every Daily Mail reader's wet dream, Justine Hardwood was recently found to have 'faked' being transgender in order to be sent to Styal women's prison. In a bizarre twist, she has asked to be moved to a male prison, but denied the request. "A...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

NEW YORK CITY - The Federal Aviation Federation has just let it be known that they are investigating the recent incident in which Justin Bieber was alleged to have been drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, and eating environmentally protected lobster...

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Funny story: One Out of Every 100 Americans Behind Bars

One Out of Every 100 Americans Behind Bars

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - A spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Prisons has issued a stern warning to the American Public. "It is getting darn right crowded in here," complains Warden Clarence Frapples. "You people need to start behaving and follo...

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Funny story: Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

Arkansas Outlaws Road Rage

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Senator Philbert P. Washmeister [R-Hot Springs] has just met with the members of the news media and he has informed them about a very important piece of state legislation that has just been passed by the Arkansas State Senate.

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Funny story: Pot Now Sold To inmates In Colorado Prisons

Pot Now Sold To inmates In Colorado Prisons

In urban centers such as New York City and Los Angeles, the sale of e-cigarettes in jails and prisons is forbidden. But throughout rural America prison guards are supplementing their incomes by selling there nicotine laden regular cigarette substitu...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says He'll Use Prison Food Money To Buy More Photos of The Statue of Liberty

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has proclaimed himself to be The Toughest Sheriff in The United States. The 81-year-old received his nickname from Vice-President Joe Biden because of Arpaio's policy of making his inmates dres...

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Funny story: Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just informed the White House that they would be willing to take Canadian singer Justin Bieber if President Obama decides to deport him. A spokesperson for the Mexican government stated that they would inca...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding. Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the lit...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

After the premiere of Camp X-Ray last week, director Peter Sattler and the cast members Kristen Stewart, Peyman Moaadi and Lane Garrison stopped by a whole group of us to talk about the drama which is about a Guantanamo Bay prison guard. The cast...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II grants pardons for all Australians for farting, belching and all transportation offences

Queen Elizabeth II grants pardons for all Australians for farting, belching and all transportation offences

The Queen has issued a slightly puzzling "Royal Pardon" to all of the residents of Australia. The pardon was delivered to the House of Commons on New Years Day by a footman. William Hague and Theresa May are said to have set teams of analysts to work...

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Funny story: Ian Huntley gets his knickers in a twist!

Ian Huntley gets his knickers in a twist!

HMP Frankland prison officers stifled there giggles as they walked into a room to unexpectedly find that familiar figure Ian Huntley, dancing in his ex-partner Maxine Carr's dress. Huntley who is now a successful cleaner behind bars, was slut droppin...

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Funny story: Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

Charles Manson's Girlfriend Says She Wants To Have A Little Charlie

CORCORAN, California - The girlfriend of the most evil demon in the United States has said that she wants to marry the infamous Charles Manson and have his baby; preferably a boy. Manson, who is 79, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison f...

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Funny story: Politicians Prison to be Built in Arizona Desert!

Politicians Prison to be Built in Arizona Desert!

After Freshman Congressman Trey Radel of Florida was arrested for possession of cocaine in Washington, D.C. and him admitting he is an alcoholic and pleaded guilty to possession of cocaine, the President has ordered a new prison built just for crooke...

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Funny story: Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

Charles Manson, The Most Evil Person In The U.S. Is Getting Married

CORCORAN, California - Charles Manson, who masterminded the so called Helter Skelter killings of 1969, has been incarcerated at Corcoran State Prison for 44 years. An inside source (no pun intended) stated that in those 44 years, Charlie, as the d...

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Funny story: Ariel Castro, Found Dead in His Cell, to Serve Out His Life Sentence

Ariel Castro, Found Dead in His Cell, to Serve Out His Life Sentence

Ariel Castro apparently committed suicide on Tuesday by hanging himself. Castro, who was sentenced to one life sentence plus 1,000 years, was convicted in August for the kidnapping, raping, and repeated beating, among 900 plus other counts, of t...

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