Steve McClaren has left Nottingham Forest even though the four months spent in charge of the club were his most successful to date. McClaren guided his side to no less than eight points in their opening ten matches of the season, averaging just under...
Classification of football matches needs to be standardized and clarified according to a top observer. The call follows Sky Sports' coverage of Saturday's early match between Manchester City and Everton. City ran out 2-0 winners and went to the to...
Tottenham sold striker Peter Crouch to Stoke City having realized his departure would reduce the insurance premiums associated with White Hart Lane's 'row z' sufficiently to free up the funds to sign Scott Parker from West Ham, according to Harry Red...
Many an eyebrow is being raised in Manchester today as news has emerged that England player Owen Hargreaves has indeed made the switch across town from United to play for City. But it's not that such a move is new; Denis Law and others have made t...
Manchester United have confirmed they will be making the man who presided over the draw for the Champions League group stage, their top seed to take the reigns for the draw for the knock-out phase of this years competition. Officials for the Premi...
Hull City fans are looking forward to the new season with glee after their team's 3-0 trouncing of Kenny Dalglish's Liverpool in their friendly at the KC Stadium on Saturday, with many believing that the Tigers could well be pushing for a Champions L...
Youngster Malaury Martin (22), a recent signing for Middlesbrough FC (The Boro) is excited to be joining the club and looks foward to helping get the club back into the EPL. Martin said that The Boro is always thought of as a Premiership Club in F...
According to the latest story from 'Gobsmacked News' relating to the newly-formed TAGs group - 'Tarts and Girlfriends' are sticking close to their favourite EPL players in order to get papped as often as possible. The TAGs spokeswoman, Lucette de...
Despite an extensive and prolonged media effort, last nights top of the table clash turned out to be a slightly underwhelming nil-nil draw, of the type that makes well adjusted football fans shrug philosophically and Alan Green explode in self-righte...
A group of leading sports psychologists are claiming that newly installed Chelsea boss, Andre Villas-Boas is doomed to Premier League failure, and that's before he even starts! Villas-Boas, who moved to Stamford Bridge from Porto this week has alr...
Porto coach Andre Villas-Boas looks set to become the world's most expensive seat warmer after reports suggested Chelsea were prepared to trigger a clause in his contract which stipulates he can leave if a club is prepared to pay £13.2m for his space...
A US beer company whose product is renowned worldwide for quickly losing its fizz once opened has been announced as the new sponsor of the FA Cup, a competition that lost its own sparkle many years ago. The three-year £multi-million deal between B...
Aston Villa fans have made a complaint to the Premier League pleading for an immediate 'employment threatening' investigation into their clubs apparent rule breach after reportedly tapping up former Birmingham manager, Alex McLeish. The Premier Le...
Even Cardiff appeared to be in celebratory mood, as Swansea City secured promotion to the Premier League, courtesy of a 4-2 victory over Reading at Wembley on Bank Holiday Monday. However, the Swans' ascent into the top flight has not been univers...
Despite bad weather, Man Utd fans braved the elements to cheer their heroes as the team took to the streets on an open topped bus and showed off the Premier League trophy. Half a million Red Devils supporters lined the streets of London as the bus...
Residents of The Isle of Wight believe they have enough talented football players to start a 'League of their own' and therefore interested residents across he Isle are busy organizing try-outs for teams. Mayors of each village do admit that they...
Recent research by medical staff at the London School of Medicine has revealed that more and more hemorrhoid sufferers gravitate towards Premiership games at the "business end" of every season - otherwise known as "squeaky bum time". Those with mo...
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