He may have wowed the audience, the judges, and millions of television viewers with his rendition of 'Bring Him Home' from the muscal production of Les Miserables, but Jamie Pugh, brother of Gladys from Hi De Hi was brought back down to earth with a...
Following the release of the memo's surrounding the "torture" of detainees held at the luxurious resort of Guantanamo Bay, President Obama ordered the further release of classified memo's today. A number of the memo's released appear to be recipes...
Washington,DC/ Big Fucking Food Fight - The second shoe hit the floor today, following Obama's imperialistic dismissal of GM's Rick Wagoner, when Pepi "Big Sal" Salvadore Jr. was forced to step down from his position as founder and CEO of Big Sal's P...
BROOKLYN - Salvatore "The Pizzaman" Goombalini, who is the head of the Goombalini Family, which is one of New York City's most infamous mob organizations has stated that the nation's economic crisis is literally killing his 'company.' Sal did apo...
Pizza companies in the UK have recorded an impressive profit despite the ongoing 'crunch'. The downturn in the economy has meant that people are eating out less and deciding to stay in and chow down on fat covered dough instead. A noted scienti...
Pizza Hut is rebranding itself as Pasta Trough in a radical overhaul of its corporate image and menu offerings. Logos have been replaced at corporate headquarters in Dallas and new signs are being installed at the chain's outlets worldwide. Asked...
A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it's new location on Main Street (just south of th...
Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.
A pizza that looked so much like Ron Paul that Hillary Clinton threatened to use it as a voodoo doll has sold on eBay for $1.9 million. Word has it Republican contenders has purchased it and plan to use it for TV commercials over the next 2 months.
Police in a small Spanish resort near Madrid have mounted a search of local buildings following the abduction of a British couple's pizza while they were looking after their baby child.
Jack Bauer, the volatile and unpredictable federal agent on Fox's hit show "24", has been hired to provide security at the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Sheboygan, Wisc.
Pizza maker and Italian cooking connoisseur Ugli Aswhitey is beginning to doubt if God is the pizza specialist that Earth should trust after Volcano Stromboli erupted Wednesday Morning, spewing gooey cheese and sausage all over the countryside.
"Pizza Face" Rodriguez, "Thunder Thighs" Koontz, and "Ugly-Jo" Martin are each being held by authorities indefinitely under a no-bond status. The girls are awaiting arraignment in a multi-jurisdictional sting which culm...
Janet Jackson, suddenly 120 lbs chubbier than Roseanne blames brother Micheal and his two 12 year old pals Bobby and Kenny for playing a practical joke on her during their vist to Chucky Cheese Pizza. Michael was unavailable for comment but his pal,...
Domino's Pizza, the nations largest Pizza Delivery Company, has announced plans to turn their delivery fleet into a parcel service also. "We have over 20,000 cars on the roads at any given moment all over this country. That is larger than...
Stand up comic and former Pizza boy Johnny Vegas admits he has a fear of tomatoes. It was recently revealed when his old friend Paul Herman bought a round of Bloody Marys after a successful Stand Up tour of Britain. Paul told us "It was ironic, I'v...
A new service has become available worldwide allowing pizza fanatics to get their hands on a pizza for just a pittance of the normal cost of a pizza.
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