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Funny story: Computer Illiterate Man Buys IPhone, Finds Himself on Internet Bathroom Live Cam

Computer Illiterate Man Buys IPhone, Finds Himself on Internet Bathroom Live Cam

A mature man, mature in age and life experiences, but yet infantile in his appreciation and understanding of the computer technology age, was greatly embarrassed today to find his images topping 2m hits on a bathroom live cam after he purchased an IP...

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Funny story: "Nexus One is the Greatest Smart Phone EVER!!!" by Not a Google Employee

"Nexus One is the Greatest Smart Phone EVER!!!" by Not a Google Employee

I bought my new Nexie (as I like to call it) last Thursday at T-mobile. I am an existing T-Mobile customer but I was willing to pay the $550 (including tax) to get my Nexie! It is a fantastic device that does everything at about the same speed my old Blackberry did, but hey this is the Nexus One (by Google, people), so it's better. Sure the 3G is not working, but I'm sure it will start s...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross to join mobile phone company

Jonathan Ross to join mobile phone company

BBC television presenter and soon to be ex-BBC television presenter Jonathan Ross, noted for not knowing his R's from his elbow, is leaving the BBC to join mobile telephone operator Vodorange3Oh!2 mobile as an agony uncle, advising grandfathers how t...

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Funny story: Google's Nexus One Mistaken for Hair Care Product Line

Google's Nexus One Mistaken for Hair Care Product Line

Both industries following parallel paths when it comes to the marketing of new formulas or technologies, personal communication and hair care customers are getting confused over recent product offerings by both Google and Nexxus companies. While N...

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Funny story: New Device Changes Cellphone Talk To Klingon

New Device Changes Cellphone Talk To Klingon

Tired of the cellphones going off at the theater, during church, during funerals, in the next stall while you're tying to see if you can make a fart ring really loud in there? You need Cellgone, the remarkable device invented by South Korean scien...

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Funny story: Mobile phones prevent brain cancer

Mobile phones prevent brain cancer

Concerns about whether mobile phones cause brain cancer have resulted in an unexpected boon for mobile phone companies. Intense interest by researchers in proving a link between the phones and brain lesions have, indeed found such a link -- the phone...

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Funny story: "Eyes Free" Cell Phone Technology Progress Stalls

"Eyes Free" Cell Phone Technology Progress Stalls

SAN JOSE, CA - Clinton Chetry, a 44-year-old research assistant at Cellcorp, Inc. of San Jose, California, says he has developed technology that should allow its users to safely operate cellphones and other hand held devices while walking or driving...

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Funny story: Hallealuiah! Hand Over Your Mobile Phone

Hallealuiah! Hand Over Your Mobile Phone

The rise in religious criminals shows no sign of slowing. In America a bank robber wept and discussed Jesus before stealing $20 and a mobile phone. On Sunday at the Immaculate Conception in Wellingborough notorious gangster Father Frank O'Malley...

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Funny story: Man's Wife Slaps Him While He's Wearing Cell Phone Earpiece. He's Now Able To Make Phone Calls By Thought Alone!

Man's Wife Slaps Him While He's Wearing Cell Phone Earpiece. He's Now Able To Make Phone Calls By Thought Alone!

Doctors were not only marveled at the recovery time of Mr. Winston Rallings of Jawson, Tennessee after a violent act of domestic abuse, but his ability to now use his cell phone at will after his wife's near fatal slap embedded Rallings' cell phone e...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Is Blackberry Fool

Gordon Ramsay Is Blackberry Fool

Top chef Gordon Ramsay proved himself a BlackBerry fool yesterday by baking a pie full of the top of the range mobile phones at his posh New York restaurant, Knob. The foul mouthed and, some say, glorified cook served up a four letter tirade over...

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Funny story: Twitter Sues Cell Phone Company Promoting "Twatter"

Twitter Sues Cell Phone Company Promoting "Twatter"

Twitter, one of the fastest growing communication methods on the planet, has filed a class action suit in Federal Court against manufacturers of a new system called "Twatter." An attorney for the group said "This is obvious trademark infringement.

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Funny story: Artificial DNA creates smart alloys

Artificial DNA creates smart alloys

(Seattle) Advanced placement University of Washington freshman Bart Sampson's first contribution to science was his easy-to-build generator that saps energy from radio and other airwaves now powering his neighborhood's block. After initial attempt...

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Funny story: New Apple "High Phone" Doubles as a Smokeless Bong

New Apple "High Phone" Doubles as a Smokeless Bong

Seattle, WA - Apple announced today that it has perfected the "High Phone" - the first cellular phone that also functions as a smokeless bong (a water pipe, generally used to smoke cannabis, but also makes a great vase). Apple has nicknamed the ta...

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Funny story: Anti-Crash Mobile Phone unveiled

Anti-Crash Mobile Phone unveiled

It is widely recognised that driving whilst on a mobile phone increases the likelihood of a fatal car crash by 123%, however, spotting when somebody is on the phone is a difficult task for the police. Mobile Phone manufacturer Seamens have come up...

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Funny story: Mobile Phone leaves owner after allegations of abuse

Mobile Phone leaves owner after allegations of abuse

Copenhagen, Denmark - In a world-first, a mobile phone called Nokia N73*, 2, left his owner on the weekend, after alleging the owner regularly beat and verbally abused him. Nokia alleges his owner, A. Citizen, adopted him from a mobile phone shop...

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Funny story: Advanced Predictive Text for Mobile Phones

Advanced Predictive Text for Mobile Phones

From this summer, top-of-the-range mobile phones will include a new advanced predictive text system. Not only does the system attempt to determine what you are typing and automatically complete words, it also thinks ahead to predict the rest of the...

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Funny story: NHS spends millions on wrong OMD research

NHS spends millions on wrong OMD research

It was revealed earlier today that the NHS has spent over £27million on research into OMD. Unfortunately, an overpaid non-medical management consultant, of which there are thousands in the NHS, thought the research was into the 1980's group Orchestra...

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