Gordon Ramsay Is Blackberry Fool

Funny story written by Dingwall Johnson

Thursday, 17 September 2009

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Top chef Gordon Ramsay proved himself a BlackBerry fool yesterday by baking a pie full of the top of the range mobile phones at his posh New York restaurant, Knob.

The foul mouthed and, some say, glorified cook served up a four letter tirade over the error which he blamed on his comis chef.

Instead of 11oz/300g of blackberries, 11 of the expensive PDAs were stirred in with sugar, lemon, double cream, hazelnut, egg, butter and more butter before being encased in pastry.

One incredibly rich patron said, "At first I thought the pie had given me tinitus."

Last night, Health & Safety officials confirmed the Blackberry pies had been full of E numbers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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