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Funny story: Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

Kelly Preston Suddenly Drops The John Travolta Divorce Talk

ORLANDO, Florida - After months of threatening to divorce her husband, movie star John Travolta, Kelly Preston has decided that she will stay with him and ride out the gay storm. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk at last count there were somewhere...

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Funny story: Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry unintended intended

Jennifer Love Hewitt to marry unintended intended

HURRAH FOR HOLLYWOOD, CA - Now that she is pregnant, Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced her engagement to the man who impregnated her, Brian Hallisay. He has been her "intended" all along, Hewitt said, taking issue with critics' statement that Hallis...

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Funny story: Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

With the recent legalisation of gay marriage, Coronation Street bosses have written the most unique fictional wedding in history as Roy Cropper and Haley Patterson tie the knot in a full church wedding. "Roy and Haley had a civil partnership back...

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Funny story: Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

HOLLYWOOD - Lonnie Anderson recently said that it took her a while but she was able to get over the heartbreak of having her husband (Burt Reynolds) cheat on her. She told Savannah Kettle with Glamboyant Magazine that when she divorced Burt back i...

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Funny story: Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Parliament passed the bill that legalised gay marriage in the UK, albeit with some stumbles along the way. News of the bill's passing was greeted by high-pitched cheers from the assembled, and well dressed, crowd outside the Houses of Parliament.

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Funny story: Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat

Man In Des Moines Wants To Marry Goat

The issue of gay marriage is a very hot topic right now with two, and only two, sides to the argument. One side says homosexuals should be allowed to marry, while the other side says it's repulsive and will lead to people marrying animals just becaus...

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Funny story: The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Cinco de Mayo Wedding

The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Cinco de Mayo Wedding

MCINTYRE, Georgia - The little Georgia town of McIntyre was the site of one of the biggest celebrations in the town's history. Alana Thompson AKA Honey Boo Boo, star of the reality show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, said her daddy Mike "Sugar Bear" T...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

Lindsay Lohan Forced To Sell Her Home

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan who has more problems than a high school math book has stated that she's had to put her house on the market. Lohan's home Lucky LohanLand, which is located in Venice Beach has been listed at $1.8 million. The much...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie discovers a way to reduce crime

Angelina Jolie discovers a way to reduce crime

Angelina Jolie attended the G8 Foreign Ministers meeting in London, where she insisted that crimes against women was "not a women's issue" but a "global issue", particularly focusing on a method to halt crimes that affect women. Jolie suggested to...

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Funny story: Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

OCALA, Florida - Kelly Preston says that she has been extremely patient and understanding regarding her husband John Travolta's alleged sexploits, his volatile temper, and his addiction to Laurel & Hardy reruns. Kelly who is 50, recently told...

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Funny story: Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - In a story that has even surprised long-time celebrity maven Barbara Walters, Charlie Sheen has told the entertainment media that Lindsay Lohan asked him to marry her. Sheen said that he was at the famed Santa Monica Pier eating some b...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton: I Ain't Divorcing Miranda - Hell She'd Shoot Me!

Blake Shelton: I Ain't Divorcing Miranda - Hell She'd Shoot Me!

NASHVILLE - One of country music's happiest couples, Blake Shelton and Miranda "Itty Bitty" Lambert are laughing silly at the Big D rumors. According to an inside source, Shelton is supposed to be involved in a semi-affair with Tom Cruise's ex-wif...

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Funny story: Stacy Keibler Tells George Clooney To Give Her A Ring or It's Adios Georgy

Stacy Keibler Tells George Clooney To Give Her A Ring or It's Adios Georgy

West Hollywood - Stacy Keibler recently told one of her best friends that she's been with boyfriend George Clooney for a year and a half and it is time for him to come up with an engagement ring or let her go since her biological clock is tick-tockin...

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Funny story: Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month

LITTLE ROCK - A spokesperson for Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe, has just informed the news media about a new Governor's Directive that will go into effect on Monday, March 25, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. The GD clearly states that from that date forward, m...

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Funny story: In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

JUPITER, Florida - In a move that caught each one of Tiger Wood's ex-Golf Gate gals by surprise, the word on the streets of Jupiter is that Tiger and ex-wife Elin will soon be hearing wedding bells. Tiger, 37, spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls...

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Funny story: Queer Tory Revolt

Queer Tory Revolt

Tory MPs are turning their backs on the Government in a stand on Gay Marriage. Backbenchers, who never went to a Public School, are not willing to go into the Lobbies with their fellows. 'We draw the line at Gay Marriage' said Ray Parsnip, educate...

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Funny story: Jim Nabors "Gomer Pyle" Marries A Guy - Shazam!

Jim Nabors "Gomer Pyle" Marries A Guy - Shazam!

SEATTLE - Jim Nabors, 82, and Stan Cadwallader, 64, were both as happy as a wolf at a sheep party. The groom and groom exchanged vows in Seattle after a 38 year courtship and quickly returned back to their home in Honolulu, Hawaii for the honeymoo...

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