Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 11 April 2013

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John Travolta owns a total of five planes including a 1955 D-8.

OCALA, Florida - Kelly Preston says that she has been extremely patient and understanding regarding her husband John Travolta's alleged sexploits, his volatile temper, and his addiction to Laurel & Hardy reruns.

Kelly who is 50, recently told Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette that all of the stress and pressure from the constant barrage of reporters asking her about John's comings and goings has taken a toll on her.

She said that she used to enjoy watching television shows like American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, and The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, but now she cannot concentrate.

Preston blames it on the fact that her cell phone is constantly ringing with reporters wanting to know how she feels about this, that, or the other.

Mrs. Travolta says that she has lost her appetite for most foods and now pretty much exists on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, bean tamales, and stir-fried squirrel nuggets.

She also added that sometimes she is so depressed that she goes for weeks without shaving her legs or putting on deodorant.

Miss Kixx asked her if she feels that her and her 59-year-old hubby may be heading for Divorce City.

Kelly raised her eyebrows, took a sip from her bottle of Aye Caramba Beer, and asked, "Is Wynonna Judd overweight?"

In Other News. Lady Gaga is quite depressed at the fact that since she has not been able to perform any concerts she has gained 19½ pounds.

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