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Funny story: Madonna Signs Cover of Like a Virgin Album for Fan - Caught Saying She Loathes Her Old Face

Madonna Signs Cover of Like a Virgin Album for Fan - Caught Saying She Loathes Her Old Face

Busy Madonna was caught out at the Venice Film festival when an Italian fan accessed the closed event and asked her to sign his copy of her iconic Like a Virgin album. In a faux pas for a celebrity who is normally so image conscious, Madonna was over...

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Funny story: Madonna's Boy Toy Is 29 Years Younger Than The "Material Granny"

Madonna's Boy Toy Is 29 Years Younger Than The "Material Granny"

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is 53-years-old but she apparently does not read birth certificates as she has fallen swelled-head-over calloused heels in love with Brahim Zaibat, a French dancer who is all of 24. Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors commented th...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Blames Her On-Stage Mishap On The Heat Wave

Lady Gaga Blames Her On-Stage Mishap On The Heat Wave

EL PASO - Lady Gaga was in the middle of her set on stage at The La Chupacabra Convention Center when the air conditioning system gave out and stopped working. Convention center workers worked frantically to get the A/C back on and it was not long...

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Funny story: Madonna And Hugh Hefner Agree To Not Get Nekid Together

Madonna And Hugh Hefner Agree To Not Get Nekid Together

Turn out the lights. The party is over. Aging gracefully in their own rights; Hefner, who reportedly is such a short-hitter that he doesn't even bother to disrobe while having sex, and Madonna, who some claim by using her bat-wings, can flutter aro...

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Funny story: Madonna Looking A Bit Old These Days

Madonna Looking A Bit Old These Days

Pop superstar-turned authoress, actress and film director, Madonna, whose new film about King Edward VIII's romance with American divorcee Wallis Simpson has its world premiere at this year's Venice Film Festival, is looking 'a bit ragged at the edge...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie

Twilight sex symbol Robert Pattinson - who stars as star-crossed boy vampire Edwin Culvert in the Twilight movies about a hapless boy vampire whose fangs haven't come through because he's still got his milk teeth - is set to star in English director...

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Funny story: Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

Madonna Says That Jennifer Aniston's Baby Making Hopes Have Left The Building

BROOKLYN - It is pretty much generally believed that once a woman hits 40, her chances of having a baby become somewhat astronomical. And that is precisely what caused the recent catfight between Madonna and Jennifer Aniston at Brooklyn's Johnny A...

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Funny story: Madonna and Jennifer Aniston Involved In A Vicious Restaurant Catfight

Madonna and Jennifer Aniston Involved In A Vicious Restaurant Catfight

BROOKLYN - Madonna and Jennifer Aniston were both having dinner separately at Brooklyn's infamous Johnny Appleseed Diner which is located across the street from The Mark Cuban Cigar Store. According to a female patron who did not want any informat...

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Funny story: Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder

Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder

Pop tart Madonna, who has reportedly ditched Kabbalah and joined Opus Dei, announced that she will star in the sequel to "There Be Dragons," a movie released this Friday about Opus Dei founder Saint Josemaria Escriva. "I have always been fascinat...

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Funny story: Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Another tenet of Barack Obama's 'share the wealth' scheme was revealed today as word leaked out over the "Barack H. Obama Foundation" named after his proliferate father, and headed up by one of his many siblings, older brother Abon'go (just call me...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Denies Calling Madonna "Old," "Frumpy," and A "Has Been"

Piers Morgan Denies Calling Madonna "Old," "Frumpy," and A "Has Been"

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan has stated that he has to clear up a little matter that needs clearing up due to the fact that he does not want to get caught in the middle of 'The Lady Gaga - Madonna 'Sound-A-Like Song Feud.' Morgan allegedly told a...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Angrily Tells Madonna That She Did Not Copy Her Stupid Little Song

Lady Gaga Angrily Tells Madonna That She Did Not Copy Her Stupid Little Song

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Lady Gaga showed that when it comes to her creative talent she can yell, scream, hoot, and holler with the best of 'em as Roy Rogers used to say. The "Lady" had just finished performing her concert at Raleigh's Nicotine S...

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Funny story: Adele Equals Madonna Album Record

Adele Equals Madonna Album Record

British singer Adele's second album 21 has matched Madonna's 'The Immaculate Collection' by spending 9 weeks at the top of the UK album chart. The London based soul singer has based her career and persona on the American legend and other similarit...

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Funny story: Madonna Devastated as she is Eclipsed By Adele

Madonna Devastated as she is Eclipsed By Adele

It has been announced tonight by a leading London Statistics Company that Britain's singing sensation Adele is now even bigger than Madonna. They also went on to say they believe she will continue to be huge for the forseeable future. Her record...

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Funny story: Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

Bollywood's Aishwarya Rai Outraged At Madonna's Arrogant Remarks About India

BOMBAY - One of Bollywood's most respected actresses, Aishwarya Rai, has stated that she does not appreciate the recent remarks that the former singer known as Madonna made about her home country of India. Madonna, told the supermarket tabloid, Ju...

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Funny story: Madonna: A Man's Dance Movements Reveal His Bed Movements

Madonna: A Man's Dance Movements Reveal His Bed Movements

Longtime entertainer in more ways than one, Madonna says that she can always tell whether a man is good in bed by his movements on the dance floor. "How he performs one place is how he will perform in another.", she claims in an article in Particu...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012

Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012

The hush hush release of Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way' on Friday, February 11, 2011 was the same day it was being reported that the due date for babies conceived that day would be 11/11/11. Those were the two sensational stories of the day. A lot of articles even talked about them both but none drew a connection. Ever since the release of Born This Way, the Lady Gaga talk has been about it being...

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