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Funny story: Seaworld Buys Venice

Seaworld Buys Venice

Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.

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Funny story: Italian PM Berlusconi Congratulates First Sicilian- American US President!

Italian PM Berlusconi Congratulates First Sicilian- American US President!

When Silvio Octaviano Berlusconi is not interviewing starlets on his now infamous casting couch reserved for "his girls", he is usually in court defending himself in one of the many hundred indictments the billionaire has had brought against him.

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Funny story: The First Italian Satellite - Upa Upa and Away

The First Italian Satellite - Upa Upa and Away

LOMPOC, California. - An Italian satellite blasted off from Vandenberg Air Force Base. The Delta Rocket II, code name 'Upa Upa And Away' lifted off with hundreds of paparazzi snaping photos. In fact there were so many photographers at the base th...

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Funny story: Alitalia Cancels Flights After Planes Start Flying Backwards

Alitalia Cancels Flights After Planes Start Flying Backwards

Alitalia, the national airline of Italy, has cancelled all of its flights out of Rome's Fiumicino airport tonight, after several of its passenger fleet were reported to be 'flying backwards'. The airline confirmed that a number of flights have bee...

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Funny story: People Who Can't Win Wars Lampoon Italians

People Who Can't Win Wars Lampoon Italians

Today, people from a country that has never won a war lampooned the Italian people. Italians of course created the world's first superpower, the Roman Empire, and fought and conquered almost every people they came across - apart from the Scots - b...

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Funny story: Alun Cairns Is New Italian Ambassador

Alun Cairns Is New Italian Ambassador

Welsh Conservative Alun Cairns was today appointed as Britain's ambassador to Italy. Speaking from his house in Llanelli, he said: 'It is an honour to represent my country in this way, and it will be delightful to experience Italian culture at fir...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney Marries Pig

Wayne Rooney, the Manchester United and England centre forward, has married his childhood sweetheart, a pig named Colly, in a ceremony at the 17th Century Villa Durazzo in the Italian town of Portofino, the mayor of...

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Funny story: Global Food Summit in Rome

Global Food Summit in Rome

The Global Food Crisis Summit was held in Rome, Italy this past week. Agricultural ministers, medical experts, and political activists from around the world convened in the Eternal City to resolve the present worldwide food crisis. Below is a copy of the first day's schedule of lectures and activities that have been sponsored by the United Nation's Food and Agriculture Organization.

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Funny story: Italians To Use Pavarotti's Underpants As Flag

Italians To Use Pavarotti's Underpants As Flag

The Italian olympic team are to honour tenor Luciano Pavarottti by entering this years Olympic opening ceremony not carrying the Italian flag but instead marching under an old pair of the legendary singers Y-fronts.

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Funny story: Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

Milan's Dida signed by Don King following Celtic tumble

AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida has been offered a one five match boxing contract following his stunning performance last night against Celtic in the Champions League. The Brazilian s...

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Funny story: Saving Private Ryan actor collapses from excessive bell ringing

Saving Private Ryan actor collapses from excessive bell ringing

Barry Pepper, who played a religious US sniper in war movie Saving Private Ryan, has collapsed from excessive bell ringing at a 15th century Italian church.

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Funny story: Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Rome, Italy - As word of the planned boycott of pasta, because the rising cost of the county's food staple spreads throughout the country, so does widespread panic. It is rumored that the Pope has already left the country advising priest and nuns...

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Funny story: Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Italian divers attempt to live underwater for two weeks as part of a new test pilot witness protection program

Rome, Italy - Somewhere under the Sea, 15 meters beneath the surface of the water off the island of Ponza near Rome, six very brave men in diving bells hope to realize their mutual dream come true: to live long enough to see tomorrow, oblivious to th...

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Funny story: Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.

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Funny story: Late Night Adventures, Kimberly Stewart

Late Night Adventures, Kimberly Stewart

"Hey guys, so this weekend I jetted off to beautiful Portofino, Italy for My Dad's Big Fat Rocker Wedding. (Rod, you Dog, YOU.) We've been going there for years, so the place is filled with great memories.

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Funny story: Vatican to open luxury brothels

Vatican to open luxury brothels

Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...

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Funny story: FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

Zurich: Football fans in Italy are reeling today after FIFA, the international game's governing body, handed out a stern punishment to the Italian game in the wake of last weekend's tragic events at the Catania-Parma game.

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