Israel decided to end their relationship with one of their "friendly" Islamic neighbours today and attacked the Turkish Embassy in their own back garden, Tel Aviv. An Israeli government spokesman gave the following press statement: "We in Israe...
TEL-AVIV: There is a big buzz in Israeli circles that Pakistan is secretly holding talks with the Jewish state with a view to granting it recognition. Included in these talks - reported to be shepherded by Turkey are prominent politicians and even...
Life in Israel is tough enough: Besides being surrounded on all sides by people that hate them, national military service is mandatory for any citizen over the age of 18. It's tough for women as well: Israel is unique in that they assign women to...
A Kibbutz in Israel has been frying piggies for eating and this is a cardinal sin under Jewish law. The Jews don't mind frying Palestinians with white phosphorus bombs but frying piggies for consumption, a major sin beyond belief. Those who hav...
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced today that she had reached an agreement with Mahmoud Ahmadinejab that would ease world tensions in the Middle East. Arriving back from her trip to Tehran, she announced the break-through in dipomacy that...
Just one week after its attack on the Gaza flotilla Israel unleashed a controversial new weapon to stop more ships challenging its blockade - Old Spice cologne. Just before 01:00 GMT an Israeli chinook sprayed 40 litres of the stuff over the passa...
The ghost ship, Mary Celeste, was seen drifting off of the Gaza coast and the Israeli's immediately sent their naval forces out to deal with the intruder. After observing the ship and believing it was another bunch of do-gooding Turks, Palestinian...
A mercy mission, led by the Queen with the Duke of Edinburgh, to take much needed materials to the beleagured enclave of Gaza, has set sail on HMS Britania. Prince Philip quipped to reporters at the dockside: "If the Turks can do it, the Greeks must...
A new Turkish cruise line, Flotilla Cruises, believes it has hit upon the ideal holiday for credit-crunched holidaymakers and it seems to be making quite a splash. The line's MD, Mr Fud Ayd told us the secret behind the success: "Our boats...
House Banking Chairman Barney Frank, the Democrat from Massachusetts, was forced to backtrack after stating that the US should look into the killing of 'innocents' during the firestorm created around the recent Israeli storming of a flotilla heading...
TEL-AVIV ISRAEL - A controversial report has been released by the IDF(Israeli Defense Forces) today, revealing that the drinking water of both the government and Armed forces of Israel have been heavily dosed with LSD. U.S. sources have double che...
Israel seals another win to further strengthen it's bit to uproot record for Most Kills, held, ironically, by the Nazi Germans of '43. The Freedom Flotilla played a different game compared to Israel: mostly defensive, and on their knees. But Israe...
Tel Aviv, Israel: International condemnation has followed an attack by the Israeli air force on a flock of doves flying over Israeli airspace towards Gaza that is feared to have left many of the birds dead. Humanitarian organisations and charities...
Israeli commando Yashmak Topol was today rushed to hospital in Tel Aviv with a suspected sprained ankle when a goodwill visit to a flotilla of aid ships in international waters went disastrously pear shaped. It's thought that the Israeli commandos...
In an attempt to explain the bizarre happenings on the Palestinian mercy boats, Israel issued the following statement: "Our naval commander, Admiral Joshua Auschwitz-Zimmerman (no relation) had a nightmare, he was dreaming that the Nazi's were in...
President Obama is desperate for congress to pass legislation so he can "fly" on with his plans to finance a brand new Israeli rocket defence system. Palestinians have also asked the US to finance theirs, but they refused on the grounds that ther...
Barack Obama is to ask the US Congress for an extra $200bn in military aid to help Israel get a short-range rocket defence system in place. The system is designed to shoot down mortars, rockets, rocks and paper airplanes from Gaza or Southern Leba...
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