Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 31 May 2010

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Israel blame the Nazis again for the misery that they cause, Shalom!

In an attempt to explain the bizarre happenings on the Palestinian mercy boats, Israel issued the following statement:

"Our naval commander, Admiral Joshua Auschwitz-Zimmerman (no relation) had a nightmare, he was dreaming that the Nazi's were invading our wonderful country, and immediately sent our heroic war boots out to confront them, SHALOM!"

"By the time we realised it was a convoy of mercy Palestinians attempting to bring emergency goods into Gaza it was too late, OOPS!"

"We boarded their ships, shot a couple (or more) realised they didn't speak German and were not wearing Swastikas and jackboots, so we killed a couple more and took them all prisoner, what's the problem?"

"Anyway that Hamas bunch are behind it all so good riddance to bad rubbish, Sieg Heil!"

Being great friends of the US, this explanation was immediately accepted by Obama, in fact he supported the Israeli action and showed solidarity because he has bad nightmares too:

In fact Pres. Obama dreams that he is sometimes the "New Messiah" gets caught by the SS and is crucified at Golgotha alongside George Bush and Tony Blair, heavens above and thank God for Israel!

As for the poor Palestinians they've always got the other "Almighty One" to tell their problems too!

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Topics: Israel

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