The Coalition Government has announced strange new plans for reading tests for 6 year olds. A spokesperson for the Department of Education confirmed that children in England would be the subject of "an innovative approach to the testing of one's r...
A secondary teacher in Ashford, Kent has been given a formal reprimand after using a racist poem to explain voting patterns in the U.K. 40 year old social studies teacher Lynus Broadbent was instructing a 3rd year class on electoral trends and was...
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker ratcheted up pressure on the state's AWOL teachers saying before they can return to the classroom, they will be forced to take an IQ test to prove they can find their ass with both hands. The teachers, who walked ou...
Jamie Oliver has faced criticism over a biology programme which he has made in which Sir Robert Winston asked two teenage boys to provide a sperm sample. All hell has broken out over this educational programme which is aimed at helping teenagers w...
BIRMINGHAM - In the face of Cameron's cultural directive, Big Society, a group of pupils at a local secondary school have taken charge of thier class. Big Society is allowing volunteers to run certain things that local councils or the government w...
A school teacher, 45, whose identity cannot be divulged, has been accused of indecent behaviour. Chief Superintendent, Geoffery Quick, announced just some of the incriminating evidence against the man - who lives in the only house with a garage in...
Oxford and Cambridge Universities look like heading towards setting a maximum fee for 2012, its been reported. Following a meeting of academics and students on tuition fee charges, Chancellor Emeritus Bagshot stated that Oxford needed to charge 1...
(Published 2071) LAYER G, CHICAGO - Students at SanDisk High School were shocked at how their predecessors ignored gay rights. Although today, the class learnt, homosexuals, transgenders and others are accepted as part of modern society, in the ea...
GENEVA - The OECD Institute for Education has compiled a report on education in the member states. Britain has come 23rd, to which many students were happy with. "Yay," said one. "That means we're ahead of [first place winner] China, and above...
LONDON - Books. TV. Films. Video-games. Now, education. What do they have in common? They're all blamed for teen violence. It's education's turn, which is total irony. History lessons are bearing the brunt of the forces of moral guardians, however...
Oak Park, MI - Local 7th grade teacher, Ms. Penniweather is receiving a flurry of criticism today, as it was announced late Thursday evening that she was failing one of her students, little Timmy Jenkins, simply because she did not care for the boy...
In a speech remarkably reminiscent of Charles Dickens' infamous schoolmaster, Mr. Gradgrind, in 'Hard Times', Education Minister Michael Gove announced this week that the school curriculum must now focus on facts and figures, a return to the old style system where children learned dates and informational snippets by rote. "In 1950, every child in England knew when the Battle of Hastings took pl...
Cuts in education spending in the United States have forced educators to pare costs to a bare minimum. Class sizes have almost doubled, old, worn out textbooks are being used in place of new, and in the latest rounds of cuts, the letter X has been re...
In 1997, in a bid to dupe the public, Labour's slogan was "education, education, education". But shamed teachers today face undeniable proof of their incompetence, and the incompetence of politicians. Top undercover reporters show damning evidenc...
LONDON - After alienating millions, and crushing the dreams and hopes of hundreds of thousands, the Tory government has announced new plans to cut down on excessive wall use at all schools. "So many walls," said Cameron. "are in schools. We have d...
Sky News anchor, Anna Botting was visibly shaken on live TV last night as student demonstrators, protesting at the Lib-Dem cop out on education fees, were heard calling Sky News reporter, Jeremy Bender, a 'Wanker' live on air from Trafalgar Square.
School students took to the streets today to celebrate the Government Education policies. There is huge support for the drive towards private education, now being implemented for university students and in the pipe line for all school students.
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