Libyan leader Gaddafi told reporters from several television networks Tuesday that the public still love him. "Just ask my friend, Corporal Peon." "Yes", Corporal Peon, "I worship at the Colonel's feet. Carry out his chamber pot and relish the sme...
Benghazi - The Libyan Camel Racing Association has petitioned Colonel Gaddafi about ritual interference to his prized dromedary. Apparently the mad old despot has been over-milking his favorite beastie to make camel cheese and butter. But an ac...
Leading fashion designer Colonel Gaddafi has today announced plans to team up with fellow humanist John Galliano. This major strategic alliance, sponsored by the UK haute couture retailer Millets, is believed to have been forged during secret meeting...
After an all night session of 'intense camel trading', the UN announced today that Madman Muammar Quaddaffy has agreed to step down from leadership in Libya based on certain conditions hammered out by UK Trade Rep Prince Andrew and agreed to by the...
NASA has confirmed that they have sent an official offer the Col Gaddafi for safe passage to the International Space Station. A spokesman for NASA said: "We have had continual human habitation on the space station and we feel that by offering...
London - A NATO blockade of Palace bank accounts is on the cards following HM's madcap TV rant. The move follows discovery of massive Libyan oil scams to finance the upcoming royal wedding. Diplomats immediately dubbed her 'delusional' and 'unf...
Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is "delusional" and "unfit to lead", the United States ambassador to the United Nations has said, adding to this "In this respect, he is no different to our own leaders." Susan Rice was speaking after Colonel Gaddafi...
Benghazi Kazi - A sordid uniform spat saw Muammar Gaddafi fire thirty of his elite virgin female bodyguards today. Their tight-fitting westernised uniforms were driving the Colonel nuts and wreaking havoc with Mrs Gaddafi (Mk#2). In their defen...
A recent defector from Colonel Gaddafi's regime is said to have revealed that there was a connection between the umbrella the colonel was using a few days ago and the later urgings he was giving to his remaining followers to dance in the streets of T...
Benghazi-in-the-Kazi - An early 1960s recording by the young and handsome Muammar singing with the Ronettes has gone straight to the top of the charts in Libya tonight. Private (as he was then) Gaddafi released his version of the 1946 Eddie Miller...
Benghazi - Galyna Kolotnytska has been airlifted straight to London to collect a remedy vile (sic) mixed personally by the royal physician. An SAS team parachuted Madame K directly to Whorseguards - despite her massive 44DD stonkers constantly int...
A recent survey by pollsters YouGov has revealed that Ashley Cole is now less popular than the Ebola virus. This has come on the back of recent allegations made by the News of the World involving the troubled footballer's antics with an air-gun, that...
An Idiot Blogs About The World's Affairs Blogdate 27 February 2011 I write after reading about Mr Saif Gaddafi, the son of Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi. I have been reading about how this son is arguing that there is nothing going on in Libya really, and all is well. His implicature is surely that it is an hyperbole of our Western News Agencies that is at the root. This raises many a tho...
The Prince of Darkness, the Third Man, Felix Meddlesome and Tony Blair have come together to save the world from Libyan President Mamma Gaddafi. In a move, likely to persuade Gaddafi and his family to see sense, Blair told his 'family friend' to l...
Late last night in New York the UN security council voted in favour to send a high profile delagate to Libya to stop the mass killings.The UN raised a few eyebrows when they name Kim Jong-il as their special diplomat. When asked about this surpri...
Friends of Colonel Gaddafi have tonight sensationally revealed he has refused to leave Libya because he is frightened of flying. They say that Colonel Gaddafi's phobia of getting on a plane is so serious that he has chosen to die in his country...
It was a stunning announcement late yesterday from Fox News. There had been a veil of secrecy all day as the motorcade arrived at Los Angeles International Airport late in the afternoon. Roger Ailes, CEO of Fox News stepped out of the first limou...
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