A man in Zion, Utah apologized for showing his naked ass in church. The man, Brigham Heber Smith, said that he understood the rule that all males were supposed to wear slacks, a white shirt, and a tie in the building and that all women should be in...
TOPEKA, Kansas - Reverend Levon Chinbocker, who just very well may be the most hated man in America, has stated that his goal is to ban prayer in every church in the United States. Chinbocker who is the head of the High Road Episcopresbytist Churc...
A former leading "Birther," Jesus H. Christ-an Ocala, Florida optometrist-has broken with his original disciples and now believes President Barack Obama is the new Messiah. Christ has established the First Church of Obama and hopes to start a TV...
The hierarchy of the Catholic Church is worried. They need deeper penetration of the world's youth. They have a powerful need to get deep inside the young people of today, and plant the seed of Jesus inside them. It is urgent. "We're going to give them a WELT," says the Vatican. Although the Church counts its flock in the hundreds of millions, numbers in developed, white, important countries...
Sometime contributer to The Spoof.com Earl Grey is facing his toughest battle yet. Lady Grey has finally had enough of his procrastination and has demanded that their marriage be blessed in a church. The original ceremony took place in the ZAGS in...
WEBSTER, TX - The Alpha and Omega was noticeably absent today when a Webster, Texas officer kicked in a pastor's door, tazing him and pepper spraying members of the church before arresting the man of the cloth. The arresting officer claims the pas...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Residents of Fog City were shocked last night when Carrie Prejean showed up in full pageant attire, ready to paint the town red. Fresh from being relieved of her Miss California title by "Old Mack" Donald Trump (presumably for...
Worried straight/mostly gay religious leaders from all denominations have stressed their concerns about corrupt MP's from main line parties and the consequences of their actions. Church of England leader has outed his concerns and warned "very ben...
Generations of New York City Roman Catholic families have celebrated their baptisms, marriages and funerals under the towering spires of their local parish churches. That was at least, until the Archdiocese under Cardinal Eddie "Efficiency Expert" Eg...
Pope Benedict today admitted that the Roman Catholic Church is 'just an April fool's joke, who'd've believed it would have taken this long for anyone to spot it?!' The former Nazi finally admitted the joke, as he revoked yet another ex-communicati...
Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints (LDS) leaders gathered in secrecy last night to explore the option of allowing young men the right to masturbate to satisfy their youthful urges. Masturbation has always been forbidden in the church and church le...
In recognition of the fact that the One Holy Apostolic Catholic Church has provided almost as much comedy to spoof writers as the royal family and the Bush family, one of its newest latest excitingest features will be the catholic calendar of the saints. Each day if we are sober enough after our daily draught of altar wine we will try and provide a saint of the day inspirational reflection. So...
In a shock statement issued today, the Church Leaders have now denied the existence of Genesis. I what is likely to prove a very controversial new debate, the Church Leaders have been asked to explain their theory behind the long-standing, and up...
In their continuing efforts to appear non-discriminatory and anti-racist, the Synod of the Church of England has decided to allow the ordination of Rabbis for the first time. Continuing on from the banning of churchmen who might be members of the...
When the Association of Chiefs and Police, an odd combination of British Bobbies and Native American tribal Leaders decided to ostracize the British National Perverts for twisting and distorting England's noble tradition of racial tolerance, the Chur...
New United States President Barack Hussein Obama, continuing with his promise of "change," has removed the tax deduction status of any charitable contributions made to Christian or Jewish churches. Donations made to a mosque or other non-profit orga...
After the recent criticism of the Government by Church of England bishops, the Anglican church today denied it was itself a money-lender. 'Look', the Right Reverend Woolham Bleatey said, 'we're a church, and it is our duty to point out everyone el...
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