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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

Angelina Jolie Demands That George Clooney Apologize For Calling Her Kids, "A Pack of Brats"

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Brad Pitt is currently in New Orleans filming the latest in the Indian Jones adventure series of films entitled, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Life Style. The film also stars Harrison Ford, Neil Patrick H...

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Funny story: George Clooney Angrily Tells Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - "Your Pack of Brats Are No Longer Welcome In My Home!"

George Clooney Angrily Tells Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - "Your Pack of Brats Are No Longer Welcome In My Home!"

BELLAGIO, Italy - As soon as George Clooney pulled into the driveway of his Italian mansion Villa Oleandra Oxen Free, located on beautiful Lake Perry Como he knew that something was amiss. The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 'United Nations of a Fami...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber: My Dad is Brad Pitt

Justin Bieber: My Dad is Brad Pitt

Singer Justin Bieber startled his audience last night by telling them live on-stage that his real father is Brad Pitt. "I don't know if he will admit it or not, but actor Brad Pitt is my dad, according to my grandmother." Justin stated that h...

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Funny story: The Golden Globe Awards: Charlie Sheen, Brad Pitt, and Cher All Agree That The Show's Host Ricky Gervais Was "A Pompous Pathetic Punk"

The Golden Globe Awards: Charlie Sheen, Brad Pitt, and Cher All Agree That The Show's Host Ricky Gervais Was "A Pompous Pathetic Punk"

BEVERLY HILLS - The International Ballroom of The Beverly Hills Hotel was the sight of The 68th Annual Golden Globes Award Show which was hosted by Ricky Gervais, a razor-tongued, venom-spewing comedian who can literally make Joan "The Moan" Rivers...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Fires Back At Jennifer Aniston Calling Her An Unmarriageable Symbolic "Salt Shaker"

Kathy Griffin Fires Back At Jennifer Aniston Calling Her An Unmarriageable Symbolic "Salt Shaker"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of My Life On The D List was in West Hollywood visiting two of her biggest gay friends, Sylvester Vextrolley and Toby Tizzymeister. The two 'flamboyant's' together own Syl's & Tizzy's Hacienda of Hair and Hmmmm Salon.

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler. Aniston has flat out told Handler that she...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Attempts to Break the "Sixth Wall"

Brad Pitt Attempts to Break the "Sixth Wall"

The traditional view of theater is that three walls surround the actors (or "players" as they are sometimes called) while an invisible "fourth wall" separates the characters from the audience. There is also the notion of a "fifth wall" that repres...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

WikiLeaks: Angelina Jolie Worked For CIA

Although not near as startling as the fact that Julia Child was a spy during World War II, the report in WikiLeaks CIA file shows that actress Angelina Jolie was working for them for 4-5 years before dropping out two years ago. "She was doing a gr...

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Funny story: Wikileaks To Release Never Before Seen Nude Photos Of Angelina Jolie

Wikileaks To Release Never Before Seen Nude Photos Of Angelina Jolie

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has just made it known that it has over three dozen never before seen nude photos of Angelina Jolie that it will be releasing shortly. The photos were reportedly taken by Brad Pitt when he and Jolie were vacationing in Cabo San...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Reveals The Real Reason Why She Is Looking So Anorexic

Angelina Jolie Reveals The Real Reason Why She Is Looking So Anorexic

PARIS - Angelina Jolie was spotted in a popular Parisian grocery store and those who saw her could not believe how utterly skinny she has gotten. Some whispered behind her back that she looks like Calista Flockhart. Others said she is starting to...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt In A Rant Over Angelina's Lovemaking, BP Oil Leak!

Brad Pitt In A Rant Over Angelina's Lovemaking, BP Oil Leak!

Actor Brad Pitt went on another rant yesterday while being interviewed and had nothing good to say about anyone or anything. "You're all a bunch of buzzards! Looking for actors to report us whenever we take a piss!" is how it began, stated reporte...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Back To Mental Institution!

Angelina Jolie Back To Mental Institution!

There's a new book out, "Angelina" that is supposed to be a biography of Angelina Jolie's troubled past, that has her shaken so badly that she may wind up once again in a mental institution, according to reports from several tabloids. In "Angelina...

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Funny story: Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt takes flying lessons as Brangelina nickname her "Amelia Earwax"

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt takes flying lessons as Brangelina nickname her "Amelia Earwax"

Watch out Suri Cruise. Your little-girl high-heels, ballet tutu and red lipstick are no match for the new kid on the block. 4-year old tomboy Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is setting the gossip pages ablaze with her adventures. From 'creating' her ow...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt To Star In World War Z

Brad Pitt To Star In World War Z

It was announced yesterday at Comic-Con that Brad Pitt will star in the film of the horror novel, "World War Z". Plus, it was announced by the writer himself, Max Brooks. The novel is a creepy zombie horror story that should do well on the big sc...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Turn Down Giant Baby Adoption

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Turn Down Giant Baby Adoption

Apparently the giant baby of Indonesia will stay in Indonesia for a while longer as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie stated that he was too much to handle after paying a visit. The baby boy weighed over 19 pounds at birth and his mother still can't ho...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt: Of Course I Knew Angelina Was Bi-Sexual

Brad Pitt: Of Course I Knew Angelina Was Bi-Sexual

Although Angelina Jolie has always been known to date women in between husbands and lovers, her partner Brad Pitt had never brought it out into the open before. Saying that he and Angelina knew each other well, he stated that they were very commit...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

BARCELONA, Spain - Brad Pitt flew to Barcelona to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Spanish Motion Picture Film Industry. Pitt, who is known in Spain as "El Muchachote." which means 'the old boy' said that next to Beverly Hills, he enj...

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