Justin Bieber: My Dad is Brad Pitt

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Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Ha Brad been withholding informtion?

Singer Justin Bieber startled his audience last night by telling them live on-stage that his real father is Brad Pitt.

"I don't know if he will admit it or not, but actor Brad Pitt is my dad, according to my grandmother."

Justin stated that his mother who raised him has been both mother and father to him but that she needs to let the truth be known. "You can 'no comment' all you like Mom but you know that Brad Pitt was my real dad", he told his live audience.

There was complete silence for about one minute then an applause from the crowd.

"I'm sorry that I had to do that in front of a large crowd but I wanted all the publicity I could get. Now let's wait and see if Brad Pitt admits it", Bieber told the cheering crowd. "There are a lot of teens out there that also need to know who is their biological father."

Whether an inside joke, pure mischief (remember the water balloons) or a serious problem, Justing Bieber has also identified Mel Gibson, John Kennedy Jr. and Gene Simmons as his real dad in the past three months.

This is Donnie Goodcock reporting for The West Coast Post.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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