Trouble in the Ricky Hatton camp today ahead of his light-welterweight bout with Manny Pacquiao in Las Vegas tomorrow, with the Manchester boxer objecting to the start time of the fight. The fight, at the MGM Grand, is scheduled to start at 04:00...
Ricky Hatton has slammed his rival Manny Pacquiao ahead of their light-welterweight boxing super-fight in Las Vegas on 2 May, claiming that the Filipino has too many vowels in his name. Ricky Hatton has labelled Manny Pacquiao 'a grammatical night...
Former Republican presidential hopeful John McCain has called upon President Barack Obama to pardon the first black man ever to win the world heavyweight boxing crown. The boxing legend Jack Johnson was prosecuted and convicted of having a consens...
Washington D.C. - The newly created WHBO (White House Boxing Office) has sanctioned its first fight between Rahm Emmanuel and Howard Dean on March 5, 2009. President Obama okay'd the bout this morning, despite rumors that he is going ahead with appoi...
The undefeated world champion light-heavyweight boxer Joe Calzaghe has been arrested by Palace guards, after a ceremony in which he was to receive his CBE from the Queen went dreadfully awry. Calzaghe from Newbridge, South Wales, was to be recogni...
The main lights blazed on, making the wrestling ring the focus of everyones attention. The announcer strides purposefully to the middle of it. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mixed weight division fight for the championship of the Presidency!" barked the announcer to the rabid crowd in the arena. "On our right," he gestures towards toward a corner, "we have Barack Obama and his sidekick J...
Muhammad Ali, the former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, has tonight been selected as the European team captain for the 2010 Ryder Cup event to be staged at the Celtic Manor Resort on the outskirts of Newport in South Wales. Ali, who was introd...
Amir Khan, the British fighter who was knocked out within the blink of an eye in his last bout, is keen to protect his fragile reputation from further damage in his next one, and is to face a boxer with no fists. Khan was pulverised by Breidis Pre...
Reports are surfacing that the United Kingdom will recruit singers Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the country at the 2012 London Olympics. Ian Beaton, chairman of the UK Olympic Boxing Committee, has told reporters at the Beijing Olymp...
British boxer James DeGale won the Olympic Middleweight boxing gold medal against Cuba's Emilio Correa today, but the big news was the reaction of Correa's fans, who started a protest in the arena which spilled over into a full-scale riot. The bou...
British Olympic middleweight boxer James DeGale won through to the final of his event today, and guaranteed himself at least a silver medal when he fights Cuba's Emilio Correa tomorrow, but faces an even sterner task on his return from Beijing. De...
Wow! It ended abruptly. What was to be a knock-down-drag- out battle to last an estimated 10 more days turned out to be an 8-day divorce case involving a few bits of scandalous sex. The whole thing abruptly ended with the still- tantalizing piece of...
In a unbelievable attempt to bolster Parliamentary popularity, current Prime Minster Gordon Brown - already woefully overstaying his welcome with another round of tax hikes, most recently on cars registered before 2001 - has come up with a completely...
Joey Barton, the Newcastle United player who was found guilty on Monday of assaulting one of his ex-teammates whilst he was at Manchester City, has decided to give up playing football, and to turn, instead, to boxing. Barton assaulted a player who...
The rematch of the planet was announced today. Lucifer "morning star" Seraphim was to be given a rematch with Jesus "Holy Trinity" Carpenter in the revenge match of all time.
Former world boxing champion, Scott Harrison, was today charged with the ancient crime of 'being violent.'...
Hungarian engineer and inventor Alex Barabas Ph.D. unveiled his new "Boxing Machine" this morning at the US Sports Equipment Convention in Anaheim California. Dr. Barabas stated: "Quite frankly, making the sport more fair was...
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