A drunk person caused quite a stir in a local boozer this evening, by consistently swearing and not standing up straight. The drunk, a young woman of demure stature was enjoying her evening, when she suddenly and unexpectedly had 'one over the eig...
A Spoof writer who vowed to stay in his basement until Sarah Palin went away is still hiding in his basement. "I am glad to see that Sarah Palin is still proving that when it comes to foreign affairs she doesn't even know who is and isn't an ally...
After a long day at work, just when you thought you might want to kick back and relax at home or at your favorite pub, have a couple of cocktails and call it an evening, here come high energy boosting cocktails in a can. Having the exact opposite...
Madison, Wis--Steve Cowan, a 67 year old landlord and an avid beer drinker, found that drinking too much before Bristol Palin dances on "Dancing with the Stars" is a bad a idea because he used his shotgun on his television to show his disgust over...
To be published in 2178 - OBAMA, D.C. (EAST AMERICORP), LOSERDON (EMPIRE OF C4MER0N) - Research scientists at the University of Barack, and the Loserdon University have synthesised a drug called 'alcohol', a chemical found in the fossils of Old Age p...
It's a bandwidth issue, really: You want to be able to jam as much heart-choking fattening deserts as possible, but your mouth is where the alcohol goes into! How can one destroy his or her liver while eating desserts and sh-t? With Whipped Light...
A new study among 11 to 14 year olds has found that unhappiness at school can lead to an increase in sexual activity and a heavy dependence on alcohol. The survey discovered that 96% of children who described school as 'moderately tedious' went on...
"Junkies Anonymous" formed by a group of ex-heroin, crack and cocaine addicts claim that their particular habit is much healthier than boozing themselves to death with guess what, booze! AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, also claim that taking drugs is fa...
Shocking figures, released by the Daily Mail, have found that 36 under 18's are hospitalized daily as a result of binge drinking. The results were so shocking that they were almost left unreported as fears of sending people into shock was deemed e...
Rome - (Spirit Level): "Eez pisst," Papal Palace barman Pepe Ponzi said today. "No justa communion wine either. Kirsch, slivovitz, maybe grappa slammaz. Make 'im smell like ho's armpit. Na zdrawie." Last weekend's secret toxicology tests on th...
Drinking does not raise the risk of developmental problems for babies, a study has suggested. A study of more than 11,000 babies under two years old, published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health found no evidence of harm. The s...
Fags and booze were best of mates, back in the good old days. When pubs were thick with thick blokes and a thicker smoky haze. Smoking indoors and having a drink is what it was all about. Have a smoke, have a pint, by the way, I think it's now your shout. But fags have now been relegated, just like a losing football team, they stand outside, looking through the glass while booze st...
New figures released today reveal that one in three people who drink too much inevitably feel like shit the following morning. And apparently the other two don't fare all that much better. "I like a drink or two," one man said. "But the followi...
A Polish gentleman living in Germany was shot in the head and being slightly sloshed at the time didn't even notice the bullet lodge in his skull. The last 5 years has been a constant story of being totally pissed, swallowing paracetamol, aspirins...
In a shocking incident in the Kadapa district of India on Wednesday, a budding entrepreneur sold his daughter in an open auction to pay off his latest tab at the off-licence. Already heavily inebriated and seeking more of the sweet juice, the loca...
LONDON: The Con-Lib Dem coalition government denied that it was proposing to scrap the 'free-milk' for school kids. PM Cameron's office said it planned to continue giving free milk each school day to children under the age of 5. Mr.Cameron's spoke...
The British Medical Association has finally admitted that drinking alcohol is, after all, beneficial to health. As millions of drinkers raise a glass to toast the good news it emerged that the painful condition of rheumatoid arthritis can be help...
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