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Funny story: Hermione quits Hogwarts - actress to be replaced by Virgin Mary

Hermione quits Hogwarts - actress to be replaced by Virgin Mary

Emma Watson is quitting her role as Hermione in the Harry Potter film series, despite an offer of 808,874 galleons and 4 sickles ($3.9 million) per film, and as much butterbeer as she can drink. The sixteen year old actress fears she is at risk from...

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Funny story: Mirren image - Oscar winner on course for the throne

Mirren image - Oscar winner on course for the throne

SO DELIGHTED was Queen Elizabeth with Helen Mirren's Oscar-winning portrayal of her in The Queen, it is believed the current monarch is about to send shockwaves through the House of Windsor by installing the much-loved star as second in line to t...

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Funny story: Celine Dion, Possibly the Whitest Person on Earth

Celine Dion, Possibly the Whitest Person on Earth

"In regards to Celine Dion's performance on the Academy Awards last night the only thing I can say is, soulless." This was the comment made by Baptist Minister and choir master, Roy Washington after hearing Celine Dion's rendition o...

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Funny story: Helen Mirren invited to Palace

Helen Mirren invited to Palace

Oscar winner Dame Helen Mirren has been invited to meet the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Dame Helen, who portrayed her majesty in her movie 'The Queen' said. 'I enjoyed playing the role very much, and the Palace have invited me there to di...

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Funny story: Martin Scorsese wins Best Director for "The Departed"; Eyebrows win Best Supporting Director

Martin Scorsese wins Best Director for "The Departed"; Eyebrows win Best Supporting Director

In a stunning upset at Sunday's Academy Awards, Martin Scorsese's eyebrows won the Oscar for Best Supporting Director, beating out Clint Eastwood's chin and Ron Howard's bald head.

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Funny story: Academy Awards Made Me Gay

Academy Awards Made Me Gay

Straight men across the world have lodged formal complaints against The Academy Awards this year for experiencing overwhelming feelings of gayness during the Oscar broadcast.

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Funny story: Al Gore Loses Oscar Recount

Al Gore Loses Oscar Recount

Feb. 26, 2007. Al Gore who was presented with an Oscar last night for Best Documentary for An Inconvenient Truth, today was informed that he would have to give the Trophy back after losing in a recount.

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Funny story: Stargazers warn Scorsese Oscar will be posthumous

Stargazers warn Scorsese Oscar will be posthumous

Hollywood - (Rotters): Stargazers employed by internet spread-betting index Aintgottaprayer.com have warned that Martin Scorsese's Oscar-nominated movie The Deported is an RIP contender for a posthumous award as mobster cartels across the States...

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Funny story: Uri Geller's penis nominated for Academy Award

Uri Geller's penis nominated for Academy Award

Uri Geller's cock was celebrating last night after it was announced that he is to be nominated for an Academy Award.

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Funny story: 2007 Academy Awards to be Hosted by Blue Collar Comedians

2007 Academy Awards to be Hosted by Blue Collar Comedians

The 2007 Academy Award Ceremony will be co-hosted by Jeff Foxworthy ("You might be a redneck"), Bill Engvall ("Here's your sign"), Larry the Cable Guy ("GIt 'er done"), and Ron White ("They call me tater sal...

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Funny story: Oscar Dead!

Oscar Dead!

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Suspected...

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Funny story: Hobbits Invade the Oscars: Will the Lord of the Rings Travesty Ever End?

Hobbits Invade the Oscars: Will the Lord of the Rings Travesty Ever End?

Last night's Academy Awards saw Peter Jackson and his Lord of the Rings Trilogy astoundingly rewarded.

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Funny story: Oscar Wrap-Up

Oscar Wrap-Up

Hollywood, CA The 76th Annual Academy Awards were last night. Charlize Theron won for Best Actress proving that Oscar believes that when a pret...

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Funny story: Academy Awards cancelled amid fears of pro-Bush speech

Academy Awards cancelled amid fears of pro-Bush speech

The 77th annual Academy Awards are still over three months away, but have been indefinitely postponed after officials learned that a nominee may show support for President Bush in an acceptance speech.

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Funny story: 76th Academy Awards: Bush tipped for Glory

76th Academy Awards: Bush tipped for Glory

The Academy Awards will be presented later this month, and nominees were honored yesterday at a luncheon in Los Angeles. Many first-time nominees bring an international accent to this year's ceremony.

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Funny story: Markowitz To Receive Special Oscar

Markowitz To Receive Special Oscar

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Funny story: No Mix-up, Goldberg Oscar Tries to Return Itself

No Mix-up, Goldberg Oscar Tries to Return Itself

Bel Air, California - Although initially reported to be due to a UPS shipping mishap, eyewitness testimony claim that actress Whoopi Goldberg's Oscar simply tried to escape in order to rejoin the trophy's "real" winner, Annette Benn...

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