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Funny story: Outkast CD Voted Most Likely to Make Middleclass Whites Feel "Well Rounded"

Outkast CD Voted Most Likely to Make Middleclass Whites Feel "Well Rounded"

Atlanta - Chalk another award up for the dynamic duo of Andre 3000 and Big Boi. Collectively known as the group Outkast, they took the music world by storm last year with the release of the double album Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. The album quickly...

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Funny story: American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

American Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater

The only music industry executive who actually deserves to change his name (from Clive Davis to "The Smackdown" or "Head Pimp In Charge") caused Simon Cowell, raconteur extraordinaire and future star of "The Limey 2", to have a heart attack early Wed...

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Funny story: Disco is back

Disco is back

There I was in the early 1980s and the stark reality had set in. Disco was dead! Now, this was probably a good thing for society as a whole since it marked the end of a scourge on the music and fashion industry of the 1970s, but this posed a big pr...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Jennifer Lopez in "New Kids on the Block" Weasel Cult Nightmare.

Over-rated singer and arse queen Jennifer Lopez was shocked to discover a tribe of angry weasels have started to stalk her. These weasels upon hearing the soul-less drivel that she insists on calling her music became so incensed that they decided it...

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Funny story: Aliens Responsible for Most Popular Music

Aliens Responsible for Most Popular Music

Music that sounds "Out of this World" just might be...

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Funny story: Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

Iraqi Prisoner Abuse: New Pictures Emerge of Mistreatment By US Soldiers; Donald Rumsfeld Resigns

New pictures have surfaced of the abuse of Iraqi POW's by U.S. and British soldiers. We will shortly publish these pictures but can safely say that they'll make the "human pyramid" picture look like a scene from the "Sound of Music". Seven of the pi...

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Funny story: iTunes extended to allow Burrito Download.

iTunes extended to allow Burrito Download.

Silicon Valley - It's been one year since Apple launched its iTunes music download service, and by all measures it has been a success. That's not enough though for ambitions CEO Steve Jobs who is now extending the service to include food and snacks...

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Funny story: Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.

I awoke this morning and put some music on while I pondered what to do with my day off. There was a knock at the door.

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Funny story: VH1 Plans to Air Michael Jackson Movie

VH1 Plans to Air Michael Jackson Movie

LOS ANGELES - VHI plans to run a movie that chronicles Michael Jackson's life from the height of his success to his current legal woes, the music channel said Friday.

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Funny story: Whatever Happened To Justin Guarini?

Whatever Happened To Justin Guarini?

I can't believe that the press is so horrible to the runner-up of American Idol. Justin Guarini's talent and curls were ignored by the beast that is the music industry. How can we ignore the brilliance of his acting debut in From Justin To Kelly? It's tragic. Justin, you have fans. You have to make a record. Okay, another record. This time use songs that people want to h...

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Funny story: Richard and Judy to present next year's Brit Awards

Richard and Judy to present next year's Brit Awards

The prestigious Brit Music Awards' so-called controversial image has received a kick in the teeth, with the news that ITV schedulers have relegated next year's event to daytime television.

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Funny story: Music Industry Giggling Over Static Loaded MP3 Crusade

Music Industry Giggling Over Static Loaded MP3 Crusade

"It's like your listening... your listening... SHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHH!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha..." said Harvey Finglebert, head of the RIAA's new 1, 2, MP3 Faux department said.

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Funny story: ABE Lincoln Reanimates kicks President Bush's Ass, destroys White House

ABE Lincoln Reanimates kicks President Bush's Ass, destroys White House

Washington George Bush and country music star Toby Keith met with Chief burros of the MUGO islands today to thank him for there support in the invasion and occupation of Iraq, MUGO population 400 and is on the list of the coalition of the will...

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Funny story: Hucknall to quit music to become Eastenders lookalike

Hucknall to quit music to become Eastenders lookalike

Simply Red star Mick Hucknall has announced he is to quit the music business - to become a Steve McFadden lookalike.

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Funny story: Salvation Army Takes Paris

Salvation Army Takes Paris

Word has arrived that the suburbs of Paris, France (not Texas) were this morning echoing with the sounds of brass band music as forward elements of the Salvation Army made major advances on the French Capital.

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Funny story: Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.

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Funny story: Cliff Richard Releases Late Christmas Single

Cliff Richard Releases Late Christmas Single

Old School rock star, Sir Cliff Richard is due to release his Christmas single this Friday lagging far behind his competitors.

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