In a desperate move to hold the nation's economy together and provide necessary sweeping reform in all areas, the United States president has ordered hundreds of thousands of rolls of duct tape and has passed a national duct tape standards act.
With the severe drought that has affected much of the southeast and west this year and with all the world tired of watching the American government play charades and footsies with the leaders of oil-rich nations such as Iraq, Iran and the Saudi Emira...
After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.
A report by highly respected slave of Labour, Lord Hutton, has today found that David Cameron is directly responsible for the worlds current economic crisis.
New York, New York - A spokesman for Countrywide Bank denied last Friday's line of customers outside its branch offices, withdrawing their deposits, was a run on their bank, but rather a 5K marathon they forgot to announce it was sponsoring to ke...
BUENOS AIRES (Reuterus) - Felisa Miceli has resigned as Argentina's chief economist amid scrutiny as to why she hid a large stash of US dollars and Argentine pesos in her office toilet.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- A World Bank committee has found that its President Paul Wolfowitz repeatedly violated the men and women of the World Bank, thereby breaking its rules and ethics. Although it was Wolfowitz's blatant promotion of his mistress and...
American Airlines is announcing that, this month, its top executives will split close to $200 million in stock bonuses while workers will get nothing. The profit for American Airlines last year was $231 million.
I look into my Waterford Crystal Ball past the debacle in Iraq-al (the new name since the September '07 Al-Qaida victory), the collapse of the US economy, Walter Reed's condemnation by the Health Department and the indictment of the entire Bush administration for impersonating human beings. Into the '08 elections I gaze and there I see some really strange shit!...
London - People in Yorkshire, noted for being mean and stingy, today are waking up to the fact that Sterling has been replaced with Monopoly Money as legal tender.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- President George W. Bush said on Monday that the US economy "is really doing great" until it collapses right after the November 7 Congressional elections.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As many Americans are having to pay more than three dollars per gallon at the gas pump, and many more have been priced out of the housing market, President George W. Bush took time to defend his economic policies. The President di...
EL PASO, TX (UPI)-U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials are finalizing plans for a new strategy aimed at resolving the out-of-control illegal immigration dilemma plaguing America's workforce, economy and way of life.
SAN DIEGO, CA--Big-time economic doom is about to start as the financial bubble economy of the United States bursts. This is according to economic forecasting guru Robert Prechter, CEO of Elliott Wave International, who has just been interviewed by...
Atlanta - Bled by rising fuel prices, slapped by the loss of a major hub (New Orleans) and stung in the pocketbook by no-frills airlines like Southwest, Delta Airlines today announced new "Economy Class Cockpits" its pilots would be forced...
While recent reports speak of the recovering economy, declining unemployment trends have coalesced in one of the most historic layoffs of our time--and now, New York's own Statue of Liberty is out of a job.
Alan Greenspan, Chairman of the Federal Reserve for Life, continues to be upbeat about the economy and is spear-heading a new campaign to return consumer confidence. Project, "So, You Think You've Got it Bad?" features chances to win free trip...
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