Beverly Hills, CA Former O.J. Simpson BFF, Al Cowlings, has been conscripted to drive the brain of Michael Jackson back to Forest Lawn Cemetery from the Coroner's office, so that it may be reunited with the late singer's body, thus ending a rather le...
Washington, DC - Shocking news uncovered in Washington late last evening regarding star-crossed haters, Sahel Kamezi and Steve McNair. Sources have confirmed that Sahel Kamezi, the supposed waitress and mistress of former NFL quarterback Steve McNair...
Halifax, NS - An obscure Canadian band who had their guitar broken by United Airline Baggage handlers have scored a viral Youtube hit with the song 'United Breaks Guitars'. The band, Sons of Maxwell, received no satisfaction when trying to come t...
L'Aquila, Italy - Crystal Defanti, the American school teacher who unwittingly included her own personal sex tape in a DVD she gave to her students, will make an appearance at the G8 summit in Italy. She is a guest of Prime Minister Berlusconi, noted...
Toledo, OH - An upstart American discount charter carrier, Jet Airways, is ready to offer its customers standing room in the luggage compartments of it's Boeing 737 aircraft for an incredibly low price of $19.99 US return. Said company media rep,...
London, UK - Celebutant Lily Collins, daughter of drummer Phil Collins, has been told by her father to stay away from American Idol Adam Lambert. Said father Phil, "Adam Lambert is a football hooligan, a lout. I don't want him anywhere near my daught...
Beverly Hills, CA - In an effort to cash in on the overwhelming popularity of the recently deceased Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', marketers are preparing to release a new cologne. The cologne will be called Michael Jackson - 'Perpetuity'. Sa...
Los Angeles, CA - As torn, distraught fans of Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', exited the Staples Center following a memorial in his honour, one burning question remained in the back of their minds - 'Why Is Keith Richards Still Alive?' Why ind...
Los Angeles, CA - Two token white folk, Brooke Shields and John Mayer, will be attending the Michael Jackson Memorial today. Two other token white folk, actress Elizabeth Taylor and Jackson's ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, have passed up the invitation as the...
Las Vegas, NV - iPhone Porn software developers, Wing Nguyen and Joe 'The Bone' Bonazzio are flipping mad today as the result of Apple shutting down the duos porn app, 'Swedish Chicken Delight'; a euphemism for fully frontal nude porn. The applicatio...
Kiptopeke, Va. - Two contestants of Nathans Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest struck the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel around 6:30 this morning. The two were indulging in an early moring swim in an effort to burn off the extra calories they had acquired...
Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson's brain has been withheld from grieving relatives as it undergoes further toxicological testing. Unfortunately, this has forced his survivors to postpone the brain's burial to a future date. Although not a well-kn...
Los Angeles, CA - Angel Samos, a man suspected of raping his ex-girlfriend, shooting another woman, abducted four young children and who then was shot in the head today by arresting officers, is afraid he might have misplaced his Michael Jackson Memo...
Tegucigalpa, Honduras - It would seem almost inevitable that, when President Manuela Zelaya of Honduras was forcefully escorted from his residence in his pajamas and pushed into exile, he would end up in his own private 'Neverland' - this occurring t...
Los Angeles, CA - Concerned individuals wanting more information regarding the deaths of former NFL Quarterback Steve McNair and his friend, Saleh Kazemi, are finding themselves caught in a web of deceit and betrayal that is the simple online game, R...
Los Angeles, CA - Snagfilms, an award winning internet site devoted to showing top quality documentaries and feature films online, has secured the right to distribute the Crystal Defanti Sex Video. Snagfilms representative, Nigel Witherbottom, sta...
London, UK - American music executive, Allen Klein, has passed away. Mr. Klein's greatest claim to fame was to be the precipitating force in the breakup of, what many pundits believe to be, the greatest band in the history of popular music - The Beat...
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