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Funny story: College Drinker's Alphabet

College Drinker's Alphabet

A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college. B - Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.

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Funny story: Frathouse Mu Sigma Nu Beta Kappa Shut Down for Gender Assault!

Frathouse Mu Sigma Nu Beta Kappa Shut Down for Gender Assault!

Media majors' mens' fraternity MSNBC has been shut down after its frequent and vulgar attacks on one particularly smart and assertive woman.

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Funny story: Glasgow College of Inventing Silly Names Opens

Glasgow College of Inventing Silly Names Opens

Today the Glasgow College of Inventing Silly Names opened.

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Funny story: Barnyard and Bryn Bawr Require Birqah for '08-'09

Barnyard and Bryn Bawr Require Birqah for '08-'09

US women's colleges have been suffering from a decline in enrollment since men and women discovered that the real world is coed. Creative recruiters at schools like Mount Holyoke, Wellesley, Barnyard, Smith and Bryn Mawr think that they may have...

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Funny story: NY Times Reports: Wide Spread Interest in NCAA Women's Wrestling Federation!

NY Times Reports: Wide Spread Interest in NCAA Women's Wrestling Federation!

Just as women's sports have been declining in interest across the western world, the NY Times reports today that the CWWF, College Women's Wrestling Federation is arousing spectators.

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Funny story: Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

George Walker Bush has been considering his post-Presidential options as his lame duck presidency grows lamer and lamer and he ducks responsibility more and more.

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Funny story: NCAA Evaluates Offensiveness of All Major College Nicknames

NCAA Evaluates Offensiveness of All Major College Nicknames

The National Collegiate Athletics Association has issued a sweeping judgement on the nicknames of all universities which compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision.

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Funny story: Women's Catholic College Struggles to Admit Men

Women's Catholic College Struggles to Admit Men

Rosebud, a Catholic College for woman in Pennsylvania, is facing hard times. Because of the need for more funds to keep it in business, the College President, Carol Avirgine, said that the College can maintain the mission and grow by including men.

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Funny story: Panic at Colleges over Ramen Noodle Shortage

Panic at Colleges over Ramen Noodle Shortage

College students who live off-campus and are struggling to make ends meet while getting an education have been hit with a major crisis. There is a major ramen noodle shortage and the few available packages of ramen noodles available are selling for...

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Funny story: College Mumps Outbreaks Surpass STD's!

College Mumps Outbreaks Surpass STD's!

College students are coming down with the mumps so often that university health centers believe the disease has surpassed sexually transmitted infections.

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Funny story: American sports bar patrons from South more entertaining than "the game"

American sports bar patrons from South more entertaining than "the game"

King David reported today that southern Americans in a local sports bar were definitely more entertaining than the game he was trying to watch. This is saying a lot since ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference) men's college basketball games often exchange leads 10, or more times in a game and are often won in the last few seconds.

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Funny story: College Season Officially Over, One Additional Loss Awarded to Fighting Irish

College Season Officially Over, One Additional Loss Awarded to Fighting Irish

South Bend, IN - In an unprecedented move, the NCAA has awarded the Notre Dame Fighting Irish one additional loss to their 2007 season.

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Funny story: Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

Notre Dame 0-3 as Luck Runs Out for Touchdown Jesus

The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.

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Funny story: College Football Preseason Top 25 Announced

College Football Preseason Top 25 Announced

The AP has released their preseason top 25, rating all of the best football teams before a ball has been snapped. This year, as should be no surprise, USC, Ohio State, Texas, Michigan, Florida, Oklahoma, Georgia, Tennessee, Penn State, Auburn, Flori...

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Funny story: Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

Study Shows Researchers Tired of Conducting Studies

BERKELEY, CA (AP Newsliar) -- A new study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley has revealed that researchers are sick and tired of conducting studies.

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Funny story: Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Male rising high school seniors are applying to women's colleges in numbers not seen since shortly after World War 2 when some men were allowed to attend historically women's colleges on the GI bill due to a shortage of college spaces for men...

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Funny story: University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

University and College Students Protest Current Degree Plans

College and University students in the United States have decided to form their own million man march on Washington to protest discrimination in the current degree systems. The students feel that the current system are biased and discriminatory to t...

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