Media majors' mens' fraternity MSNBC has been shut down after its frequent and vulgar attacks on one particularly smart and assertive woman.
The case against the frat boys lists the following accusations:
- Strong women sound shrill!
- Aging women look haggard!
- Men feel henpecked by women in positions of authority
- Women succeed out of pity!
- Assertive women's looks alone can castrate men!
Mu Sigma officials objected: "Frat boys use date rape drugs and assault women all the time. No university has been so intolerant to close them down.
"All our boys did was a little verbal gang bang and if you consider that the sisters at the sorority Phi Omicron Xu joined in the assault, I don't know how you can call it misogynistic. It's just good fun like the black face minstrel show we have planned for this summer!"
