According to an unidentified military source, presidential hopeful John McCain may be planning to step up efforts to raise the specter of terrorism in a last-ditch attempt to distract the public from the economic fiasco and his running-mate's plummet...
Turkeys have been conflicted recently in a battle between their long held secular, militarist traditions and recently elected more religious leaders and their liberal allies. The spiritual gurus of the latest ascendancy have compromised with the riv...
(Vienna, New Germany) Fans of the victorious Turkish football team were in shock and awe this morning when it was announced in the capital, Istanbul, that not a single turkey could be found in the country.
Queen Elizabeth II, Pretender to the disputed Throne of England, and her husband Prince Philip are to have turkey for dinner tonight.
Turkey has agreed to lift a ban on the Islamic headscarf in universities as an issue of human rights and freedoms-misleading expressions that in the past 30 years have divinely unleashed massive Islamism while suppressing the immemorial nationalism.
NORTHERN IRAQ - Kurdish rebels came under attack today as waves of Turkish fighter-bombers dropped canisters carrying up to 500 turkeys each on rebel positions in the border areas.
In a move hailed as a bold modernisation of community life the European Union has issued a directive cancelling future occurrences of Christmas.
Washington, D.C. - Immediately before issuing the customary seasonal Presidential pardon to this year's White House turkey in the Rose Garden before a wall of flashing lights of the press pool, Bush just walked out of the West Wing where he issue...
A famous Norfolk turkey supplier, has announced plans to offload much of its stock in a lead-up-to-Christmas sell-out bonanza, with turkeys to be sold at a fraction of the price they would have been if they hadn't been infected w...
Washington, DC - Rapidly escalating tensions in the form of armed conflict and skirmishes between U.S. allies, the Turks and Kurds, has resulted in the Turkish parliament authorizing deployment of its military forces along the Turkish/Iraqi boarder i...
Instantbull, Turkey (IP) - The Turkish Parliament Lite has voted to attack Iraqi turds but will proceed with caution.
Suckmyaura, Turkey (IP) - Turkey has mounted an Iraq attack from the rear and has been helped by Greece. Greece is supplying lubricants for the attack.
In an astonishing confession today on the BBC's 'World at One', Sir Minge Camp-bell, sort of Lib Dem leader, admitted that he likes young turkeys.
While poorly educated societies living under constant fear of Mad Cow Disease and Avian Flu grapple with the concept of eating cloned beef, a Green approach for supplying the ever-increasing global market with meat products is receiving little attent...
George Bush, leader of the free world, has been exposed as the leader of a freak turkey worshipping cult. Followers of course abstain from turkey flesh, bow in the presence of a turkey and call Bush "The Grand Gobbler."...
Wishbone, Turkey (IP) - 140,000 Turkish troops currently sitting along Iraq's border will soon enter Iraq. They carry with them games such as Backgammon, Chess, Checkers, jigsaw puzzles and countless other fun items. They will also bring along...
ANKARA (Reuterus) - Military officials confirmed today that a unit of Turkish Very Special Forces (VSF) commandos have been granted the green light to conduct covert incursions into Kurdish-controlled Iraq.
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