Always considered a traditional supporter of the Shakespearean sonnet, it emerged last night that the Sun newspaper, owned by Rupert Murdoch, would be supporting the Petrachan sonnet in future.
A man who has been blind since childhood, and who regained his sight in a freakish accident, has now torn his eyes out after discovering that the world is such a horrible, immoral and corrupt place, according to a report. The man, Reg Pilger, 36,...
The Chief Executive Officer of The Spoof has announced that The Website is to sue The Sun Newspaper for Plagiarism.
An investigation is underway today in Co. Donegal, Ireland after a large glowing yellow circle was spotted in the sky. Several eye witnesses said they had never seen the like of it.
Hospitals across the UK were inundated with cases of barbecue food poisoning and alcohol related illnesses after Britain suffered the worst day of unmitigated sunshine ever with 6.2 hours of, quite literally, sunshine being recorded in the London are...
Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.
A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...
Greenwich, England (IP) - The sun will be shut down for a few hours Sunday morning for routine maintenance. People are being urged to sleep in and are being asked not to inundate observatories, and government offices with silly questions when the Su...
DAYTONA BEACH, FL (AP Newsliar) -- The Invisible Man expressed consternation yesterday that nobody could see the truly righteous tan he has been working on.
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Scientists at the Mount Palomar campus announced the discovery of polar ice caps on the sun today. The news has shaken most of the scientific world with the exception of Poland.
At a press conference today, President Bush stunned the nation by announcing that the U.S. is radically changing its space travel objectives. Bush said, "To ensure America remains number one in space, it's not enough to return to the moon an...
LONDON (Defecated News) - Boffins at the University of Southampton Colonisation Research Of The Earthlings (U-SCROTE) have advised the government AGAINST planned solar landings and possible subsequent solar colonies.
News Intermedia Unlimited and the BBC are to meet in the High Court to ask the Law Lords to rule over the issue of future copyright.
The government has today issued a warning to the general public, not to panic if they see a bright ball of light in the sky.
A consortium of scientists today published a report stating that politicians were reponsible for most global warming. The report, endorsed by such prominent academics as UN spokesperson Geri Halliwell, states that the sun's influence is clearly d...
NASHA: In what would be one of a kind, the NASHA space research centre announced at a press conference that they are planning to send a group of humans to the sun to study its topography.
The people of Reading are preparing for the suns last set, as a new Energy Sphere is set to replace the old design.
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