HOUSTON - For several weeks now a rumor that NASA will be relocating its operations to Detroit has crisscrossed back and forth across the entire length of the country. Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center Assistant Spokesperson Skipper Flashfiddle, who...
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's largest retail store has just contacted the National Aeronautics Space Administration about a business proposition. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the Walton family has decided that they w...
HOUSTON - NASA's Assistant Spokesperson Skipper Flashfiddle has just informed the press that they have received word of a small malfunction with the Martian land rover Curiosity. Flashfiddle said that at 2:07 a.m. a computer printout sent from the...
HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that two of the world's most prominent scientists Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have warned about a planetary situation involving Mars and Jupiter. Dr. Von Heinrich said that he and Dr. Clex...
NORFOLK, Virginia - NASA was all set to launch a little astronaut hamster into space to study the effects of space travel on its digestive system but it has been put on hold. Mimosa Ledbetter, executive director with PETA, which stands for People...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - One of the largest telescope manufacturing companies in the United States has just developed what it says is the most powerful telescope ever made. The Southern Drawl Telescopic Company in Charlotte, North Carolina told...
HOUSTON - The executives at NASA are thrilled due to the fact that they have just received a very generous donation from the patriarch of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson. Phil told the press that the members of his family have alwa...
HOUSTON - NASA has just informed the national news media that actress Sofia Vergara has just signed a contract to star in a public service commercial for The National Aeronautical Space Administration. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb said that...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former Speaker of The House Newt Gingrich is furious with his fellow Republican Rush Limbaugh and has called him crazy for his recent anti-NASA comments. In mid December Limbaugh was quoted as saying that the United States needs...
HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics Space Agency has just released a statement that it has hired the nephew of North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb informed the news media that 24-year-old Tong Song Chu has been hire...
Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA's International Space Station on Christmas Eve had a few choice words about their employers. "I thought once you had a government job you never had to work on holidays again. Bull%&$#!!!...
HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that some extremely high tech sound equipment that it sent up to the planet Jupiter in April of 2009, has picked up what appears to be a snake hissing sound. Several of NASA's expert scientists have gotten together with...
NEW YORK CITY - Well it appears that the political volcano known as Mount St. Limbaugh is starting to rumble again. GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has stated on his nationwide program that the United States needs to do away with the NASA p...
HOUSTON - One of the world's leading scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser has just made an unbelievable discovery. Dr. Clexweiser has revealed that recent scientific studies show that the planet Saturn, which is listed as being 4.5 million years...
Apparently scientists at NASA are having trouble identifying exactly what Google Street pix are pulling in. "At first we all had a good laugh", stated Dr. Douglas Reynolds. "But then the evidence kept piling up." A few reporters have seen the a...
HOUSTON - The people at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration are jumping for joy at the recent discovery made by the Martian land rover Curiosity. Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA, has informed the news media that...
Houston,TX.-The Peoples Republic of China is on track to repeat the greatest hoax of the last century:The Apollo moon landings. The announcement by NASA,the American space agency, comes just days after the communist country released pictures of a toy...
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