Discord over the future of the Middle East Peace Process continued this morning after President Obama confirmed he would not endorse a proposal which would see Israel return to the borders marked in 1100 BC by the first Jewish settlers. According...
An ever magnanimous Barrack Obama, standing before a total of six (6) US Flags, and an enlarged copy of his 'birth certificate, in case anyone forgot he was a NATURAL BORN PATRIOT, delivered a major policy speech pledging millions of untold, and u...
Jerusalem - "That Abbey cakewalk last month was just an audition," Tunick told Meggido Bikini & Burkhini News Illustrated reporters this morning. "I plan to position Pippa slap bang in the middle of the lake, surround by hundreds of tanned lov...
Tel Aviv Israel - Netanyahu today announced his support for a Palestinian State as long as it had no borders, no army, no infrastructure, no capital city and no Palestinians. Speaking to Israeli media, Netanyahu said he fully supported the creati...
The Knesset on Friday expressed regret at US plans to build new homes before considering a freeze, calling the move counter-productive to efforts to launch immigration reform and land return negotiations. Knesset spokesman Giora Pordes spoke after s...
PALESTINE - In an ironic twist of events, a no-strings-attatched peace deal struck with Israel this weekend has left 90% of Palestinian families without a father. After a strong exchange of views during peace negotiations this morning, leaders on bot...
Tel Aviv - (Pie-In-The-Sky): Erected in 1031 on a massive meteorite outcrop the ancient Crusader fortress forms the capstone of an alien civilization's subterranean silo. Last week a mystery UFO above Israel's Dome of the Rock was traced to a hang...
The BBC has aired a new documentary called "Normal Israelis". It looks into a group of people living in Israel called the Normal Israelis, who although previously unheard-of actually make up the majority of Israel's population. The documentary fol...
Israel today replaced a crumbling brick in the Old City's Wailing Wall with a new one, to the outrage of the international community. In a press conference, US president Barack Obama condemned the act, calling it "despicable and disproportionate l...
Israel - (UpStream, DownStream): "It's a poisoned chalice alright," is how the Hezbollah Carbon Trading Authority described the latest Leviathan gas find. The Lebanese energy quango has condemned claims by descendants of World War II poison gas m...
This morning Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Saudi King Abdullah held a joint news conference at the luxurious King David Hotel in Jerusalem. Saudi King Abdullah: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all for coming. It is...
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad phoned Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu this week to inform him that he would be willing to provide a medium-sized nuclear blast to help extinguish the massive wild fires that are tearing through the nor...
Tel Aviv, Israel. Following his controversial appearances at the nineteenth Commonwealth Games in Delhi, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has continued his "eve of destruction" by arriving in the Israeli capital. Brown arrived and stunned waitin...
Shimon Peres, the President of Israel, whilst calling Britain an anti-Semitic state had made Tony Blair an honorary Israeli for his work killing civilians in Iraq. It is a rare honour and as part of the ceremony he exchanged his foreskin for a sil...
Representatives of the Israeli cabinet were said to be furious last night as reports circulated that the much anticipated War of Annihilation between Israel and the Muslim World has been cancelled yet again. One source told this correspondent tha...
LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison. Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people manag...
Israel's top Army General announced that the military would be holding a Funny Photos Contest just for Palestinians. Entrants will submit outrageous pictures of themselves, which will be judged by a senior military panel. The winner will get a cruise...
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