Written by Rachel Shelley

Sunday, 24 April 2011

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Hillary Expressing Delight At Netanyahu's Annoucement

Tel Aviv Israel - Netanyahu today announced his support for a Palestinian State as long as it had no borders, no army, no infrastructure, no capital city and no Palestinians.

Speaking to Israeli media, Netanyahu said he fully supported the creation of a Palestinian State in September as long as it only contained Israeli-Jews as citizens. He said that Jews were the chosen people and it is hurtful for others to be in this holy land.

Washington supports this initiative with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton saying, "we don't care if Israelis commit ethnic cleansing, we'll support the State of Israel because we're pressured by lobbies and the Jewish vote is important for us."

The United States wants Palestinians and Israelis to negotiate about a Palestinian State despite Israelis building on the future State(breaking overt international law).

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Topics: Israel, Palestine

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