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Funny story: New Irish Prime Minister to be Michael O'Leary of RyanAir

New Irish Prime Minister to be Michael O'Leary of RyanAir

With the Irish economy on meltdown (+25% VAT), the members of the Dail - the Irish Parliament, have accepted RyanAir chief executive Michael O'Leary as their new Premier. Former Prime Minister Brian Cowan agreed that Mr O'Leary was the perfect cho...

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Funny story: Irish Water Crisis Averted

Irish Water Crisis Averted

It was announced this morning by Seamus McTootlepootle, the Chairman and MD of Irish Water PLC, that the cases of fluid deprivation recently experienced by millions will be temporarily eased by the timely and selfless actions of a group of philanthro...

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Funny story: Famous Irish-American Celebs Chip in for Ireland

Famous Irish-American Celebs Chip in for Ireland

In the news recently was the massive bailout initiated by the European Union to help Ireland out of its financial crisis. In the USA, famous Americans of Irish descent are also doing their share to help in the sad plight of the land of their foref...

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Funny story: Ireland Leaves the Eurozone

Ireland Leaves the Eurozone

Ireland's newly appointed Prime Minister has taken the financial world by surprise by leaving the Eurozone and turning to the £ as the basis of its currency. 'The IMF can stuff their exorbitant rates of interest. If we go bankrupt we will shake up...

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Funny story: 50,000 Protest Irish Bail Out.

50,000 Protest Irish Bail Out.

I have never professed to being a fan of politics and politicians but this story from Ireland has really got me thinking. Two topics I was brought up to avoid, in conversations, were politics and religion. Now I understand why. The Vatican City is purported to be the richest city in the world. Christian people, albeit Catholics, reside there. Many Catholics reside in Ireland so why does...

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Funny story: Irish Government Apologises For Jedward

Irish Government Apologises For Jedward

The Irish Government has today sent out a public, heartfelt apology to the world for having spawned the crap-pop-freak show Jedward. The apology was particularly aimed the people of the UK, who have had to suffer this inhuman blight more than anyone...

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Funny story: Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

This morning's Irish Daily Star led with the front page blaring out, "Utter Gobshites." How angry can you be to use such language against your own Government? Perhaps this gentleman is the perfect example of controlled anger. what RTE cut off last night that has angered the Irish Perhaps we can say that the Irish are justifiably angry? What, then, should we say about Mr Godfrey B...

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Funny story: Ireland PM Accepts IMF Loan & Quits

Ireland PM Accepts IMF Loan & Quits

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen has accepted, we have heard, a massive IMF loan to leave office. If there is no Budget before another election the risk of Ireland and Europe sinking into the Irish sea is immense. Thus the IMF had to deal with Cow...

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Funny story: George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

George Osborne - I'm only doing this because I own half of Ireland

Through gritted teeth, George Osborne announced to the House of Commons today the details and his rationale behind bailing out the neighbours over the Irish Sea. Then the Tory boys chucked their venom and anti EEC bile at Cameron and Osborne. T...

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Funny story: UK offers loan of 'around £7bn Brixton pounds' to Irish Republic

UK offers loan of 'around £7bn Brixton pounds' to Irish Republic

The UK has offered the aid addicted Irish Republic a loan of around £7bn, with the caveat that it will be paid to them in 'Brixton pounds.' The Brixton pound, which can only be spent in Brixton at shops in the scheme, was launched in 2009 and all...

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Funny story: Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Surprise Oil Field Discovery Off Irish Coast

Ireland is sitting on top of a massive 200 billion barrel Oil Field. The Oil Field was announced just hours after Ireland agreed an EU bailout in a bid to halt a systemic risk crisis in the Eurozone economy. The oil field worth 4 trillion dollars...

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Funny story: Ireland: We got the sums wrong, we don't need any money

Ireland: We got the sums wrong, we don't need any money

Ireland stepped back from the brink of a multi billion Euro bail out last night, when Finance minister Brian Lenihan announced the figures were added up incorrectly. Ireland in fact has a surplus 'In the tens of billions'. The IMF and EU while...

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Funny story: IRA to bail out Irish economy

IRA to bail out Irish economy

As Ireland faces its hour of greatest need and teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, an unlikely saviour has come to the rescue. The IRA has declared that it is coming out of the shadows and has registered as a limited company. This will involve the...

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Funny story: Irish Medical Study: Combat Modeling Reveals Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Irish Medical Study: Combat Modeling Reveals Why Women Live Longer Than Men

(Irish Times) - Medical research focusing on the work of British mathematician, Frederick Lanchester, suggests that his theories may explain why women live longer on average than men. Said Dr. Eoin "Sweet Release" O'Death of County Mayo Clinic: "...

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Funny story: Leprechauns Might Save Irish Economy

Leprechauns Might Save Irish Economy

In the wake of some of the worst economic news to hit Ireland for decades, record numbers of Irish people are laying traps hoping to catch the elusive leprechauns and make them hand over the gold in their possession. Some claim that the stores of gol...

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Funny story: Ireland To Fund Royal Wedding

Ireland To Fund Royal Wedding

In a week that sees EU financiers attempting to foist a loan on the Irish government in order to save the Euro - a loan that the Irish don't really need, having already told the IMF to "feck off" - Irish Minister for hurling, Seamus O'Whambam has com...

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Funny story: Ex Guantanamo Bay detainees to help fund Irish bail-out

Ex Guantanamo Bay detainees to help fund Irish bail-out

Around a dozen men left colour blind during an all expenses paid trip to Guantanamo Bay who later went on to accuse the British security forces of colluding in their subsequent torture, are to donate the millions they receive in compensation from the...

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