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Funny story: Bono's Elvis Poem Sucks

Bono's Elvis Poem Sucks

Not satisfied with saving the world, the rain forests, polar bears, whales, New Labour, Old Labour, Joanna Lumley, and the Gospel Singers Of America, Bono is to have his latest piece of self indulgent pap performed on BBC Radio Four tonight - his ram...

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Funny story: Aniston All Shook Up with New Boyfriend

Aniston All Shook Up with New Boyfriend

Los Angeles, CA - Our entertainment correspondent has reported that Jennifer Aniston has been seen out and about town with her new man, Elvis Presley. 63 year old Presley died of heart failure in 1977 but was dug up from his sleeping grave in Memp...

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Funny story: Ghost Of Elvis Presley Says He Wouldn't Be Seen Dead In Leeds

Ghost Of Elvis Presley Says He Wouldn't Be Seen Dead In Leeds

Spoof reporting team DK128 today were treated with the most amazing spoof story yet. Bigger than aspartame, more significant than peanut butter, and certainly much bigger than the world's largest penis. The DK128 Consortium actually achieved an in...

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Funny story: US warships watch for Elvis off the coast of Tennessee

US warships watch for Elvis off the coast of Tennessee

Nashville, Tennessee - The American fleet was diverted from its mission to capture Bin Laden for a chance opportunity to capture Elvis Presley as he was expected to leave his mansion after more than twenty years pretending to be dead. The former s...

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Funny story: Elvis Memorabilia To Be Auctioned Online

Elvis Memorabilia To Be Auctioned Online

Elvis memorabilia will go on sale tomorrow in what has been described as the 'largest auction of its kind'. The online auction house W.C. Crapp and Sons are very exited about the event. "Elvis is still the King. We expect to have a record number of b...

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Funny story: Elvis VS Billy Carter

Elvis VS Billy Carter

Although we lost Hamilton Jordan, who was Chief of Staff during the Carter administration, in May of 2008, he left several stories that have been passed around close friends of the family. One of Jordan's favorites was that the Singer Elvis Presle...

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Funny story: Letters To The Mahavishnu: 1 - Letter Spray

Letters To The Mahavishnu: 1 - Letter Spray

Dear Mahavishnu 'BBZ' Burybobz Was JFK assassinated by the American government or was Lee Harvey Oswald guilty! Although the evidence is almost indisputable I would like to put my mind at rest once for all knowing that you have set my mind on the correct path! Your devout follower Dave 'Bugzy' Fribbins Dearest Dave, JFK, the first American president to be named after an airport, w...

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Funny story: Large Hadron Collider reveals all about Elvis

Large Hadron Collider reveals all about Elvis

In a new development, the Large Hadron Collider has shed new light on the mystery surrounding Elvis Presley's hotly debated death or continued low profile existence. The collider provided valuable information on Friday that indicated Elvis may in...

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Funny story: Grandma finds Elvis living in her basement

Grandma finds Elvis living in her basement

A 79 year old Czech Grandmother had a big shock Tuesday last when she found Elvis Presley alive and well in her basement. She had just started spring cleaning and was searching her lower room for equipment when a light came on and the distinctive...

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Funny story: Hip-Hop Stars To Resurrect Elvis And Sinatra In Planned 'Posthumous Collaboration'

Hip-Hop Stars To Resurrect Elvis And Sinatra In Planned 'Posthumous Collaboration'

In continuation of a popular hip-hop trend, ghetto kids made good Ice-T and Coolio are planning a download-only project track which will marry the King of Rock and Roll with Ol' Blue Eyes himself Frank Sinatra. In an exclusive phone interview fr...

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Funny story: Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

In the 1960's, singer Barry Mann asked the mystical and heretofore unanswered question: "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?" The previously unidentified man was also accused of putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong,&q...

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Funny story: Mayhem as Osama Bin Laden takes over Elvis Presley's daytime job

Mayhem as Osama Bin Laden takes over Elvis Presley's daytime job

There were scenes of shock, horror and disbelief when Elvis Presley turned up for work today at Sam 'n' Ellas Fish and Chip shop on the Isle of Bute.

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Funny story: Elvis Alive! Found in Josef Fritzl's holiday house basement!

Elvis Alive! Found in Josef Fritzl's holiday house basement!

Saltzburg, Austria - Elvis has left the dungeon! In a search of dungeon-master Josef Fritzl's holiday house in the Austrian city of Saltzburg, police have found rock and roll king Elvis Aaron Presley, pale but apparently well.

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Funny story: Elvis in Bermondsey

Elvis in Bermondsey

News this week that Elvis Presley actually visited England in 1958 and was shown around London by cheeky rock n roller Tommy Steele came as no surprise to seventy year old cabbie Dave Smalls who spoke to The Spoof's reporter Conor McMuffin.

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Funny story: Rapper Buys Graceland From Presley Family

Rapper Buys Graceland From Presley Family

Graceland was the house that Elvis built. The Memphis mansion was the home to Elvis, Priscilla, and the infant Lisa Marie Presley. It was later featured in a song and album by Paul Simon and has long been a museum/tourist attraction. That all ende...

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Funny story: Elvis Ain't Dead

Elvis Ain't Dead

Elvis has apparently been seen in the bushes of the Harry Potter set in Farnham.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

Britney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time given a "clean bill of mental health". And the rel...

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