Los Angeles, CA - Our entertainment correspondent has reported that Jennifer Aniston has been seen out and about town with her new man, Elvis Presley.
63 year old Presley died of heart failure in 1977 but was dug up from his sleeping grave in Memphis, TE just last week, after Aniston was dumped yet again by her latest flame John Mayer.
Mayor has reported "it's not her, it's me - I just wanted to date someone younger, better looking, more famous and with more children."
Aniston travelled to Memphis the next day, saying she was going to make her ultimate dream come true and go out with Elvis Presley - and she hasn't looked back since. Friends say they have never see Anniston happier. Friends finished its successful ten year run on NBC in 2005.
Candid photos of the pair frolicking on a beach in Barbados have been released showing Presley looking happy, albeit a little skeletal and pale, and no doubt gagging for a Valium, which he was addicted to and has been deprived of for over three decades.
Aniston is adopting a Lisa-Marie from the USA, which automatically comes with three offspring and an ex husband called Michael Jackson who is rumoured to be "a bit of an oddball."
Presley was unable to comment as he has been dead for 32 years.
