Nashville, Tennessee - The American fleet was diverted from its mission to capture Bin Laden for a chance opportunity to capture Elvis Presley as he was expected to leave his mansion after more than twenty years pretending to be dead.
The former singer was never caught leaving the building said a top official of the Pentagon. Elvis Presley was best known for his hit son "Don't Love me so Tender" which described the five years imprisonment at Guantanamo Bay as an unknown singer for the Bin Laden trio.
Many celebrities contributed to his legend and helped fund the search. The two vessel fleet is expected to dock in New Orleans for the Easter weekend and enjoy the local hospitality while senior officers will remain on board to track the movements of Liberace.
The Coast Guard is expected to file a complaint with the Department of the Navy once they find the proper forms to complete. "We had this duty to protect America from false sightings of Elvis." said a top Coast Guard official who refused to discuss her affair with another senior Naval officer.