The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today. Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassado...
Cairo - Today in a surprise move, Mubarak announced plans to build a huge new sandstone two headed camel Sphinx. The new sphinx will sit guarding the Nile with the heads appearing to be ready to drink from the Nile River. Mubarak has also agreed to s...
The Egyptian Government, keen to get a return of the Tourist business underway, are advertising the new sites which tourists can visit. First and foremost will be the ancient Mubarak Pyramid and Sphinx - the oldest standing structures in modern Eg...
Egypt's President Hosni Mubarek -- voted Time Magazine's 2011 World Leader Most Likely To Be Hung Upside-Down on Meathooks From the Roof Of His Palace-- has decided to try to gain the world's sympathy for his plight by ordering government troops to...
Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...
Spoof Writers have been warned to STAY OUT OF EGYPT...It is far too dangerous for journalists to be covering the news at ground zero. Mark is not in a position to 'bail you out' should you be captured and imprisoned, beaten, raped or pillaged. Use your common sense...those of you who still have a little left. Stay indoors with your computers and laptops. Follow the Egyptian 'story' on the...
Ancient language experts today confirmed that the failing Egyptian President Mubarack has missed a fundamental threat to his power base. In a direct allusion to President Barack Obama's arrival in the country today, the standing president said:...
Interpol today confirmed that parts of looted Ancient Egyptian treasures have been literally "posted" to cash for gold style websites. One satisfied customer said on a website: "I knew that this burial mask was worth at least 4 million dollars...
The diplomatic world came to a shuddering halt today as Danger Mouse came out of his long standing exile to oppose the appointment of elected UN delegate Rasta Mouse. Danger Mouse was on assignment when I called, but I spoke to his faithful assis...
Changes in the stock market have indicated that American de-reconstruction company Hallibertun are preparing for a major venture in the Nile region. Some speculation points toward a hydro electricity plant on the Nile, while others have suggested...
The UN today confirmed that it will be sending a peace delegation to counter unrest in the Egyptian capital Cairo. Although tensions are running extremely high in the country due to the civil uprising aimed at removing the current unpopular Presi...
Katie Price and Alex Reid have tonight been blamed for the fall of Egypt. This news was released earlier on today, as the riots in Cairo began to eat away at the infrastructure of the once great civilisation. The accusation was made by Abdul Kh...
Plans for a lasting democracy in Egypt were dealt a mortal blow today as President Obama landed in the countries capital Cairo today. The President, who has failed to give any further announcements since his recent white house address that shocke...
VP Joe Biden, struggling to over come his pronouncement just a few days ago that "Mubarak is not a Dictator" tried to downplay the US's sudden divorce from Egypt's strongman, an ally for over 30 years. "What I meant was," said Biden as he faced...
I am currently under fire in the centre of Cairo interviewing people who are shouting at me in Arabic. It is so exciting. This is history in the making and I am here to tell you all about it. I can pass you to my best mate, Braveheart Simpson, who is now heading a protest rally - Over to you Braveheart. Crackle, pop. Sorry Braveheart has bitten the dust. A sacrifice for freedom and well worth i...
Under pressure Egyptian President Mubarak has taken the unprecedented step of turning to sources in Tyneside in a desperate attempt to extend his 30 year reign in the troubled country. Having found it increasingly difficult to control events on th...
During the ensuing peoples action in Egypt, the military have taken a fatherly role in observing interaction between the differing support groups. A General said "It's not often a sibling (the people) will grab your appendage of power (Tank) and s...
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